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Lynne Koplitz

Lynne Koplitz will be co-starring this fall on SONY's new syndicated talk show called "Life and Style" with Jules Asner, Kimora Lee Simmons and Cynthia Garrett.

Lynne will be taping her own 1/2 hour comedy special on Comedy Central Presents this summer. She will also be performing in this year's Montreal Comedy Festival.

Lynne was recently the co-host of the comedy cooking show "How to Boil Water" on the Food Network. She also did last year's Shop & Style on NBC.

Lynne was also the host of Telepictures Change of Heart, the nationally syndicated relationship show. She has appeared as a guest host on NBC's Later, had a development deal with NBC for her own sitcom, was a featured comedian on Comedy Central's Premium Blend, and guest starred on NBC's Extra and NBC's The Other Half.

Lynne is an accomplished stand-up comedian and performs at clubs and colleges around the country.
 
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Lynne Koplitz - Multitasking

Laundry doesn't fold itself

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Posted: 04/29/05
Views: 44,770

Lynne Koplitz - How Dizzy?

Don't eat til your feel dizzy.

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Posted: 04/29/05
Views: 41,587

Lynne Koplitz - Younger Guys

Teach me something.

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Posted: 04/29/05
Views: 26,147

Lynne Koplitz - Lollipop

A grown woman cannot walk down the street with a lollipop in New York.

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Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 14,006

Lynne Koplitz - Younger Guys

Dating younger guys isn't what it's cracked up to be.

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Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 7,954

Lynne Koplitz - Tired Sex

Most people have faked an orgasms, but what would Jesus do?

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Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 7,871

Lynne Koplitz - Passionate Men

Lynne loves it that men give sex their all.

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Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 7,468

Lynne Koplitz - Boyfriend

Lynne's boyfriend doesn't know how crazy she is.

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Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 5,951

Lynne Koplitz - Homeless

Jesus never lived in Manhattan.

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Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 5,377

Lynne Koplitz - Grapes

Lynne's roommate asked for four grapes.

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Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 5,295

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Lynne Koplitz: Television Weight

I've been really cranky 'cause I'm on a diet. Here's the thing: I'm OK with my weight like this, but I want to do television, which means I need to...

Posted: 04/28/2005

Lynne Koplitz: Size Zero Roommate

She actually asked me for four grapes once. She counted grapes. What kind of mental patient counts grapes? Do you know anyone who does that? That's...

Posted: 04/28/2005

Lynne Koplitz: Insulted by a Homeless Guy

Homeless guy asks for a dollar, and I said no because I was in a hurry or something, and as I was walking away, he was like, 'You've got a fat ass,...

Posted: 04/28/2005

Lynne Koplitz: Dating Younger Men

They expect you to be knowledgeable, don't they, in the bedroom? I dated a guy -- I'm not making this up -- he literally said to me once, 'Teach me...

Posted: 04/28/2005

Lynne Koplitz: Younger Guys Follow Rules

You know what I like about dating younger guys? They follow rules really well. Like you can tell a younger guy, 'Look, sex with me is like taking...

Posted: 04/28/2005

Lynne Koplitz: Manhattan Children

Manhattan children are like weird, uppity little pod children. Did you ever notice that? They're like a little too sophisticated, a little snotty....

Posted: 04/28/2005

Lynne Koplitz: Well-Adjusted Responsibilities

My sister actually told me that it was my responsibility as a well-adjusted member of society to have children. Is that crazy? I told her, 'I'm not...

Posted: 04/28/2005

Lynne Koplitz: In Your 30s

Things change when you're in your 30s. First of all, we hesitate when someone asks our age. 'How old are you?' You're like, 'How old am I? How's...

Posted: 04/28/2005

Lynne Koplitz: Doggy Style

Sometimes, I'll do it doggy style because you can watch television. It's a very underrated position because it frees you up to multitask. Let's...

Posted: 04/28/2005

Lynne Koplitz: Falling Asleep During Oral Sex

You ever fall asleep performing oral sex? What's so funny? I've done it. It's not that bad. Waking up is horrible.

Posted: 04/28/2005

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