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Lynne Koplitz will be co-starring this fall on SONY's new syndicated talk show called "Life and Style" with Jules Asner, Kimora Lee Simmons and Cynthia Garrett.

Lynne will be taping her own 1/2 hour comedy special on Comedy Central Presents this summer. She will also be performing in this year's Montreal Comedy Festival.

Lynne was recently the co-host of the comedy cooking show "How to Boil Water" on the Food Network. She also did last year's Shop & Style on NBC.

Lynne was also the host of Telepictures Change of Heart, the nationally syndicated relationship show. She has appeared as a guest host on NBC's Later, had a development deal with NBC for her own sitcom, was a featured comedian on Comedy Central's Premium Blend, and guest starred on NBC's Extra and NBC's The Other Half.

Lynne is an accomplished stand-up comedian and performs at clubs and colleges around the country.

Watch Lynn on Comedy Central Presents.

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Lynne Koplitz - Multitasking

Laundry doesn't fold itself

Posted: 04/29/05
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Lynne Koplitz - How Dizzy?

Don't eat til your feel dizzy.

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Lynne Koplitz - Younger Guys

Teach me something.

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Lynne Koplitz - Lollipop

A grown woman cannot walk down the street with a lollipop in New York.

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Posted: 04/28/05
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Lynne Koplitz - Tired Sex

Most people have faked an orgasms, but what would Jesus do?

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Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 8,186

Lynne Koplitz - Younger Guys

Dating younger guys isn't what it's cracked up to be.

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Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 8,132

Lynne Koplitz - Passionate Men

Lynne loves it that men give sex their all.

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Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 7,798

Lynne Koplitz - Boyfriend

Lynne's boyfriend doesn't know how crazy she is.

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Posted: 04/28/05
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Lynne Koplitz - Homeless

Jesus never lived in Manhattan.

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Lynne Koplitz - Grapes

Lynne's roommate asked for four grapes.

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Posted: 04/28/05
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Lynne Koplitz: Cindy Crawford Imposter

People start telling me I resemble Cindy Crawford. It's not a compliment, because if I do look like her, it means I just kind of resemble her,...

Tags: pop culture (770), lookin' good (489), Lynne Koplitz (16)

Posted: 12/03/2000

Lynne Koplitz: Upgrading the Underwear

The best part about losing weight is you get to upgrade your underwear. A couple of months ago, one of my girlfriends is kind of looking at me...

Tags: men/women (1718), lookin' good (489), weight/obesity (342)

Posted: 12/03/2000

Lynne Koplitz: Crotch Expansion

I grabbed a pair of pantyhose the other day -- ladies, you can relate -- something happened, and I had no crotch expansion all day. The women are...

Tags: men/women (1718), fashion (114), Lynne Koplitz (16)

Posted: 12/03/2000

Lynne Koplitz: Quatro-Boob

I grab a bra that must have been from grade school 'cause I had quatro-boob all day. Again, the women giggle, and the men look at me. 'Quatro?...

Tags: men/women (1718), lookin' good (489), fashion (114)

Posted: 12/03/2000

Lynne Koplitz: Television Weight

I've been really cranky 'cause I'm on a diet. Here's the thing: I'm OK with my weight like this, but I want to do television, which means I need to...

Tags: pop culture (770), health (734), lookin' good (489)

Posted: 04/28/2005

Lynne Koplitz: Size Zero Roommate

She actually asked me for four grapes once. She counted grapes. What kind of mental patient counts grapes? Do you know anyone who does that? That's...

Tags: health (734), food (379), weight/obesity (342)

Posted: 04/28/2005

Lynne Koplitz: Insulted by a Homeless Guy

Homeless guy asks for a dollar, and I said no because I was in a hurry or something, and as I was walking away, he was like, 'You've got a fat ass,...

Tags: insults (1620), money (431), food (379)

Posted: 04/28/2005

Lynne Koplitz: Dating Younger Men

They expect you to be knowledgeable, don't they, in the bedroom? I dated a guy -- I'm not making this up -- he literally said to me once, 'Teach me...

Tags: sex (2379), dating (476), aging (239)

Posted: 04/28/2005

Lynne Koplitz: Younger Guys Follow Rules

You know what I like about dating younger guys? They follow rules really well. Like you can tell a younger guy, 'Look, sex with me is like taking...

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Posted: 04/28/2005

Lynne Koplitz: Manhattan Children

Manhattan children are like weird, uppity little pod children. Did you ever notice that? They're like a little too sophisticated, a little snotty....

Tags: insults (1620), kids (630), food (379)

Posted: 04/28/2005

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