If you have $3 billion, you should spend it all in one day to make a tremendous impact.
Filed under: Louis C.K. (26), money (865), New York City (602)
Views: 1,726
Posted: 05/26/1993
Louis C.K. - Underwear of Choice
Louis' crotch is a bummer.
Tags: Louis C.K. (26), lookin' good (369), balls (125)
Posted: 05/08/09
Views: 47,846
Louis C.K. - Embarrassing Situations
Louis C.K. admits to being embarrassed for 80% of his life.
Tags: Louis C.K. (26), Comedy Central Presents (1821), dating (656)
Posted: 09/02/01
Views: 17,369
Louis C.K. - Talking to a Five-Year-Old
Louis doesn't need to listen to his kid.
Tags: Louis C.K. (26), health (976), kids (841)
Posted: 05/23/09
Views: 14,478
Louis C.K. - Getting a Cinnabon
No one is happy on the Cinnabon line.
Tags: Louis C.K. (26), men/women (1003), food (804)
Posted: 05/08/09
Views: 12,720
Louis C.K. - Ankle Reconstruction
When you get old, doctors stop fixing you.
Tags: Louis C.K. (26), health (976), death (318)
Posted: 05/23/09
Views: 12,286
Louis C.K. - New York City Subway
Louis C.K can't figure out the New York City subways.
Tags: Louis C.K. (26), Comedy Central Presents (1821), New York City (602)
Posted: 09/02/01
Views: 11,834
Louis C.K. - People are Afraid
Louis C.K. thinks white people are too afraid of Harlem.
Tags: Louis C.K. (26), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 09/02/01
Views: 7,989
Norm MacDonald - Dream Mutations
Re-dreaming never works.
Tags: Norm MacDonald (18), Two Drink Minimum (293), sleep (105)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 882
Louis C.K. - Banks
Louis C.K expresses his anger with his bank.
Tags: Louis C.K. (26), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 09/02/01
Views: 6,938
Jake Johannsen - LA and NYC
Both cities would have nonstop traffic, even in nuclear winter.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), New York City (602), driving (296)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 97
Paul Dillery - Scary at Night
Vaporizers make strange sounds at night.
Tags: Paul Dillery (4), parents (525), growing up (453)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 229
Lizz Winstead - The Hunt for Jesus
If you find baby Jesus, you get to put it in the manger scene.
Tags: Lizz Winstead (14), religion (776), parents (525)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 949
Frank Prinzi - All You Can Eat
Imagine a chain of all-you-can-eat restaurants that deliver.
Tags: Frank Prinzi (3), money (865), food (804)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 690
Dan Rosen - Ma Clinton
Bill Clinton is like your mom.
Tags: Dan Rosen (6), money (865), food (804)
Posted: 05/18/93
Views: 180
Tim Bedore - Hospital Procedures
Hospitals are incredibly inefficient.
Tags: Tim Bedore (1), health (976), animals (791)
Posted: 05/18/93
Views: 324
Jake Johannsen - Blood
Two drinks are not really that much.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), health (976), money (865)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 465
