Proof that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into his
father's business.
2. He lived at home until the age of 33.
3. He was sure his...
Posted: 12/01/2008
A lot of teams have ethnic names: Notre Dame, the Fighting
Irish; Minnesota, the Vikings; Yeshiva University, the Price-Slashing Hebes.
Posted: 10/30/2008
I'm not only Iranian; I'm also Jewish: I'm an Iranian-Jew. I
know what you're thinking. You're thinking, 'Wow, he's Iranian and Jewish. I don't...
Posted: 10/30/2008
We're not athletic people. That's why it took us so long to get
through that desert in the first place. Forty years -- we're not speed demons. We...
Posted: 10/30/2008
You take 10 Jews at random and put 'em on a basketball court,
you get a real estate seminar.
Posted: 10/30/2008
Some people say that Jesus was black. I don't know if that's
true or not, but that would explain why it's taking him so long to come back.
Posted: 10/30/2008
I know who wasn't black -- I don't care what nobody say -- Noah
was not black. Noah and his family couldn't have been black 'cause there's no way...
Posted: 10/30/2008
Used to be Willie Thomas, now they're named Muhammad Mustafa
Ufumu. I can't spell it; they can say it, man. Talkin' about, 'Assalamu Alaykum --...
Posted: 10/30/2008
A young Irish lad takes the girl he loves to meet his
family.
The matriarch of the family asks the girlfriend, "So, tell me, lass, what is...
Posted: 12/01/2008
Jesus was black. John, Chapter 13, Verse 19: They asked him,
'Are you the son of God?' He said, 'I be he.' That was Ebonics.
Posted: 10/30/2008