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Lisa Landry

Lisa Landry is one of the most innovative and fearless women working in stand up comedy today. Her irreverent style, playfulness and brutal honesty makes her an audience favorite. She hates over-written bios.
 
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Lisa Landry - Marriage

Marriage is like the movie Groundhog Day.

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Lisa Landry - Harvey, LA

It's a great place to live if you're dead.

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Lisa Landry - Makeover Shows

Makeover shows are mean.

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Posted: 02/01/07
Views: 15,207

Lisa Landry - Interview

She bleeds crystal meth and K-Fed.

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Lisa Landry - Jogging is Unhealthy

Lisa was the fat kid in her class.

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Posted: 02/01/07
Views: 3,516

Lisa Landry - Sexual Evaporation

Sex changes after you get married.

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Posted: 01/13/05
Views: 3,438

Lisa Landry - Louisiana

Lisa Landry's cousin Amber is 17 and having a baby.

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Posted: 01/13/05
Views: 3,119

Lisa Landry - Lady of Lost Hope

Lisa went to the slutty girls' Catholic high school.

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Posted: 02/01/07
Views: 2,994

Lisa Landry - Inappropriate

Lisa's husband gets sex tips from HBO.

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Posted: 02/01/07
Views: 2,787

Lisa Landry - Green Tea

Green tea smells like old lady.

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Posted: 02/01/07
Views: 2,547

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Lisa Landry: I'm Trailer Park

I'm trailer park. If you cut me, I bleed crystal meth and Kevin Federline.

Posted: 02/01/2007

Lisa Landry: On Southern Fried Foods

Southern people don't even age -- we just drop dead.

Posted: 02/01/2007

Lisa Landry: Physical Education

A gym is just a PE class that you pay to skip.

Posted: 02/01/2007

Lisa Landry: Gym Class Is Wrong

You shouldn't put a fat kid up on a balance beam -- that's wrong. They never took the blind kids to the shooting range.

Posted: 02/01/2007

Lisa Landry: First Time In a Guy's Apartment

You know how that is, the first time in a guy's apartment? You don't know what to expect, right? I go walking in, he's got rows and rows of books...

Posted: 02/01/2007

Lisa Landry: Nice Guys

I like nice guys. I think there's a lot of nice guys out there. I don't think we treat them right. We don't -- we say mean things about them,...

Posted: 02/01/2007

Lisa Landry: Catholic Mom, Jewish Dad

My husband is Jewish. I know -- a Catholic and a Jew, right? Our kids are gonna be cashews.

Posted: 02/01/2007

Lisa Landry: All-Girl Catholic School

I always knew I was gonna have a Jewish husband because of my very first crush. 'Cause it's 300 girls all day long, that's all I get to look at in...

Posted: 02/01/2007

Lisa Landry: One Virgin in Catholic School

We had 300 girls in my high school; we had one virgin -- one. She was out on the front lawn. She was our Lady of Lost Hope.

Posted: 02/01/2007

Lisa Landry: Middle East Peace Plan

I think it's probably hard to be Muslim. They gotta get up every day at 5:30 to pray. That's why they're pissed off, they're sleep deprived. I got...

Posted: 02/01/2007

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