Struck by lightning? Perfect.
I could really go for some cow right now.
Always make fun of the audience.
Be careful that the person you're hugging doesn't have three bruised ribs.
Out in L.A., when girls are hungry, they're like, 'Oh my God, I'm, like, really hungry. I could, like, totally go for, like, a tofu brussels sprout...
For as long as I can remember, I've had an eating disorder: reverse anorexia. It's when I look in the mirror and think I'm really skinny.