Employees at the suburban McDonald's take too long.
Filed under: Lewis Dix (6), money (852), food (790)
Views: 734
Posted: 05/30/1994
Lewis Dix - Abuse
How women can be abused by a man with a Jheri curl?
Tags: Lewis Dix (6), men/women (987), violence (298)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 1,364
Lewis Dix - Babies
Lewis equates the size of a baby with its father's efforts.
Tags: Lewis Dix (6), sex (1269), men/women (987)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 963
Lewis Dix - Parenting
Lewis bathes his baby son in the toilet.
Tags: Lewis Dix (6), money (852), kids (828)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 525
Lewis Dix - George H.W. Bush
Reagan forgets everything, and Bush can't remember.
Tags: Lewis Dix (6), money (852), kids (828)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 450
Lewis Dix - English Book
Women need to weed out the bad men by making them read.
Tags: Lewis Dix (6), men/women (987), books (727)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 361
Kyle Cease - Working the Hole
Not every McDonald's refers to the drive-thru window as "the hole."
Tags: Kyle Cease (15), Comedy Central Presents (1821), TV (536)
Posted: 05/11/06
Views: 27,516
Andy Borowitz - Faster Food
How much faster can fast food get?
Tags: Andy Borowitz (2), food (790), observational (326)
Posted: 08/03/06
Views: 596
George Miller - Head Waiters
Those fancy restaurants really specialize.
Tags: George Miller (3), health (956), money (852)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 227
Retta - McDonald's Attitude
Fast and friendly service at participating McDonald's only.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), New York City (593)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 1,323
Lewis Dix - George H.W. Bush
Reagan forgets everything, and Bush can't remember.
Tags: Lewis Dix (6), money (852), kids (828)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 450
Chris Zito - ThighMaster
Chris is the thigh master.
Tags: Chris Zito (2), food (790), impressions (300)
Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 467
Louis Ramey - Catfish King
Louis loves practical jokes.
Tags: Louis Ramey (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (813)
Posted: 07/29/01
Views: 1,171
Kevin Kataoka - Victoria's Secret
What is Victoria's secret?
Tags: Kevin Kataoka (5), food (790), Two Drink Minimum (293)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 247
Tommy Davidson - Cotton South
A McDonald's in Pickensville, AL scares Tommy to death.
Tags: Tommy Davidson (13), health (956), ethnic (813)
Posted: 01/31/00
Views: 3,474
Jon Reep - Drive-Through
Jon used to terrorize his Burger King.
Tags: Jon Reep (18), food (790), imitations (770)
Posted: 03/03/05
Views: 9,146
