Reagan forgets everything, and Bush can't remember.
Filed under: Lewis Dix (6), money (865), kids (841)
Views: 459
Posted: 05/30/1994
Lewis Dix - Abuse
How women can be abused by a man with a Jheri curl?
Tags: Lewis Dix (6), men/women (1003), violence (304)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 1,397
Lewis Dix - Babies
Lewis equates the size of a baby with its father's efforts.
Tags: Lewis Dix (6), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 984
Lewis Dix - Neighborhood McDonald's
Employees at the suburban McDonald's take too long.
Tags: Lewis Dix (6), money (865), food (804)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 757
Lewis Dix - Parenting
Lewis bathes his baby son in the toilet.
Tags: Lewis Dix (6), money (865), kids (841)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 558
Lewis Dix - English Book
Women need to weed out the bad men by making them read.
Tags: Lewis Dix (6), men/women (1003), books (748)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 366
Dan Rosen - Ma Clinton
Bill Clinton is like your mom.
Tags: Dan Rosen (6), money (865), food (804)
Posted: 05/18/93
Views: 180
Lewis Dix - Parenting
Lewis bathes his baby son in the toilet.
Tags: Lewis Dix (6), money (865), kids (841)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 558
Jeff Joseph - No New Texas
George Bush doesn't want a new Texas.
Tags: Jeff Joseph (3), health (976), money (865)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 320
Randy Credico - George H.W. Bush
The buffalo have a longer tradition of democracy than the Kuwaitis.
Tags: Randy Credico (2), Iraq (1073), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 189
David Feldman - Money Problems
America shouldn't pay itself back.
Tags: David Feldman (14), money (865), food (804)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 151
Darrell Hammond - Vice Presidents
Ronald Reagan urges America to take a bicycle pump and leave it outside overnight.
Tags: Darrell Hammond (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), impressions (304)
Posted: 12/03/00
Views: 635
Jim Morris - Ronald Reagan
Ronald and Nancy Reagan enjoyed being president.
Tags: Jim Morris (4), The A-List (491), impressions (304)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 140
Lewis Dix - Neighborhood McDonald's
Employees at the suburban McDonald's take too long.
Tags: Lewis Dix (6), money (865), food (804)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 757
Jim Lauletta - Planet Hollywood
How could Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone possibly run a restaurant together?
Tags: Jim Lauletta (3), food (804), parents (525)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 256
Dan Rosen - Cockroaches
A nuclear weapon that could kill roaches would cost too much.
Tags: Dan Rosen (6), Iraq (1073), animals (791)
Posted: 05/18/93
Views: 172
