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Lewis Dix

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Lewis Dix - Abuse

How women can be abused by a man with a Jheri curl?

Tags: Lewis Dix (6), men/women (987), violence (298)

Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 1,364

Lewis Dix - Babies

Lewis equates the size of a baby with its father's efforts.

Tags: Lewis Dix (6), sex (1269), men/women (987)

Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 963

Lewis Dix - Neighborhood McDonald's

Employees at the suburban McDonald's take too long.

Tags: Lewis Dix (6), money (852), food (790)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 735

Lewis Dix - Parenting

Lewis bathes his baby son in the toilet.

Tags: Lewis Dix (6), money (852), kids (828)

Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 526

Lewis Dix - George H.W. Bush

Reagan forgets everything, and Bush can't remember.

Tags: Lewis Dix (6), money (852), kids (828)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 450

Lewis Dix - English Book

Women need to weed out the bad men by making them read.

Tags: Lewis Dix (6), men/women (987), books (727)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 361

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Lewis Dix: National Debt

I'm pissed off. I read that we have a $3.6 trillion debt and our budget is $240 billion -- and this woman is bothering me about my student loans.

Posted: 05/30/1994

Lewis Dix: Mow the Lawn

My dad used to use his police psychology on us. We would be outside playing; my father would come home from work and say things to me like, 'Lewis,...

Posted: 05/30/1994

Lewis Dix: Smart Republicans

The Republicans are smart: Reagan, he forgets everything; Bush, he can't remember. So you know Quayle's going to end up in office because he...

Posted: 05/30/1994

Lewis Dix: Weed the Bad Men Out

Women, you can weed out the bad men. Advocate more respect for yourselves. Anywhere you go, carry an English book. As soon as the guy comes up to...

Posted: 05/30/1994

Lewis Dix: 24-Hour Labor

My wife was in labor for 24 hours. Hey, it wasn't my fault -- I told her to hurry up.

Posted: 10/25/1993

Lewis Dix: Abusive Man With Jheri Curls

I don't understand how some of you women can be abused by a man with a Jheri curl. That don't make no sense, man. All you gotta do is carry a lighter.

Posted: 10/25/1993

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