Car dealerships are the craziest. These people throw a party.
Did you ever notice that? They get the streamers out. They got balloons up like...
Posted: 10/30/2008
There's a store in my neighborhood called Futon World. I love
that name, Futon World. Makes me think of a magical place that becomes less...
Posted: 10/30/2008
A young man got a new job running the register at a store. The
old store owner said he would teach him how to up-sell.
"Watch how I do it,"...
Posted: 12/01/2008
The salesman is using sex to sell me a CD player, giving me
pressure about my love life. 'Mr. Mercurio, it's a five CD player carousel model. You...
Posted: 10/30/2008
I love Wal-Mart, that's my favorite store. Yeah, I don't shop
there -- I just go there when I'm depressed. You don't need Prozac. Just five minutes...
Posted: 10/30/2008
I had to buy a new printer the other day. The printer I wanted
was like $200, but for some reason, I figured out that if I bought a...
Posted: 10/30/2008
North Korea has the bomb. Don't worry about it, folks --
they're Korea. Can we be honest with each other? Have you ever owned anything made in...
Posted: 10/30/2008
Plane: How do you fly so fast?
Rocket: You'll know when
your ass is on fire.
Posted: 12/01/2008
A young businessman had just started his own firm. He had just
rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.
He saw a man come...
Posted: 10/30/2008
Start with a cage containing five monkeys. In the cage, hang a
banana on a string and put a set of stairs under it. Before long, a monkey will go...
Posted: 10/30/2008