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Lewis Black - The End of the Universe

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Lewis found the end of the universe in Houston, Texas.

Filed under: Comedy Central Presents (1779), storyteller (229)

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Views: 22,951

Posted: 04/21/2002

Lewis Black - George W. Bush

When it comes to evolution, the jury's still out?

Tags: Lewis Black (14), news & politics (224), George W. Bush (81)

Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 31,319

Lewis Black - Fan Mail Pt. 4

Lewis is too dehydrated to focus on the election.

Tags: Lewis Black (14), exclusives (50), elections (26)

Posted: 08/05/08
Views: 24,236

Lewis Black - The End of the Universe

Lewis found the end of the universe in Houston, Texas.

Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1779), storyteller (229)

Posted: 04/21/02
Views: 22,951

Lewis Black - Budget

Where did the surplus go?

Tags: Lewis Black (14), George W. Bush (81), economy (21)

Posted: 01/01/00
Views: 21,517

Lewis Black - Public Works

What happened to public works projects?

Tags: Lewis Black (14), economy (21),

Posted: 01/01/00
Views: 20,269

Lewis Black - Hanukkah Sucks

We celebrate Hanukkah with tiny pissant candles.

Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1779), growing up (405)

Posted: 04/21/02
Views: 17,453

Lewis Black - Democracy Stinks

Ross Perot looks like the kid in 'Deliverance' all grown up.

Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1779), alcohol (359)

Posted: 05/08/00
Views: 14,019

Lewis Black - Fan Mail Pt. 3

Lewis discusses the military.

Tags: Lewis Black (14), animals (400), wars (104)

Posted: 08/04/08
Views: 13,580

Lewis Black - Dick Cheney

Dick Cheney. That is all.

Tags: Lewis Black (14), news & politics (224),

Posted: 01/01/00
Views: 12,328

Lewis Black - Fan Mail Pt. 1

Lewis answers viewers' questions.

Tags: Lewis Black (14), George W. Bush (81), government (66)

Posted: 07/23/08
Views: 10,012

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Kathleen Madigan - The End Is Near

There's no excuse for being surprised by the apocalypse.

Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1779), imitations (766)

Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 1,130

Tom Rhodes - Math

The problem with being an astronaut is that you have to be good at math.

Tags: Tom Rhodes (17), Comedy Central Presents (1779), growing up (405)

Posted: 08/05/01
Views: 324

Alonzo Bodden - Bad in Starbucks

Alonzo is an angry suburban negro.

Tags: Alonzo Bodden (8), Comedy Central Presents (1779), drugs (347)

Posted: 07/07/05
Views: 1,014

Mike Birbiglia - Fat Tuesdays

Fat Tuesdays is not a comedy club.

Tags: Mike Birbiglia (36), Comedy Central Presents (1779), work/office (342)

Posted: 02/07/08
Views: 14,324

Bobby Slayton - Errands

If a husband gets sent to buy tampons, he better come back with the right size.

Tags: Bobby Slayton (5), sex (904), men/women (839)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 192

Charlie Viracola - Cable Strippers

Cable companies don't have the courtesy to come at a specific time.

Tags: Charlie Viracola (10), Comedy Central Presents (1779), money (445)

Posted: 05/15/03
Views: 434

Sebastian Maniscalco - Grocery Store Line

There's always a problem at the grocery store.

Tags: Sebastian Maniscalco (8), Comedy Central Presents (1779), food (493)

Posted: 01/17/08
Views: 9,902

Sebastian Maniscalco - Dress for Less

Irregular clothes aren't a good deal.

Tags: Sebastian Maniscalco (8), Comedy Central Presents (1779), money (445)

Posted: 01/17/08
Views: 7,529

Charles Van Deventer - Love & Hate Coffee

We all know how we feel about those big corporate coffee shops with their good coffee.

Tags: Charles Van Deventer (2), Premium Blend (749), gay/homosexual (259)

Posted: 11/29/01
Views: 108


Ryan Hamilton: Crazy Car Dealerships

Car dealerships are the craziest. These people throw a party. Did you ever notice that? They get the streamers out. They got balloons up like...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Demetri Martin: Futon World

There's a store in my neighborhood called Futon World. I love that name, Futon World. Makes me think of a magical place that becomes less...

Posted: 10/30/2008

How to Sell Lawnmowers

A young man got a new job running the register at a store. The old store owner said he would teach him how to up-sell.

"Watch how I do it,"...

Posted: 12/01/2008

Paul Mercurio: CD Player Sales Pitch

The salesman is using sex to sell me a CD player, giving me pressure about my love life. 'Mr. Mercurio, it's a five CD player carousel model. You...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Steve McGrew: Favorite Store

I love Wal-Mart, that's my favorite store. Yeah, I don't shop there -- I just go there when I'm depressed. You don't need Prozac. Just five minutes...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Arj Barker: More for Less

I had to buy a new printer the other day. The printer I wanted was like $200, but for some reason, I figured out that if I bought a...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Paul Mercurio: Don't Worry About North Korea

North Korea has the bomb. Don't worry about it, folks -- they're Korea. Can we be honest with each other? Have you ever owned anything made in...

Posted: 10/30/2008

The Secret of Speed

Plane: How do you fly so fast?

Rocket: You'll know when your ass is on fire.

Posted: 12/01/2008

Phone Line

A young businessman had just started his own firm. He had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.

He saw a man come...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Monkey Business

Start with a cage containing five monkeys. In the cage, hang a banana on a string and put a set of stairs under it. Before long, a monkey will go...

Posted: 10/30/2008

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