Parents lie to their kids.
Filed under: Lenny Clarke (11), kids (828), marriage (575)
Views: 245
Posted: 02/24/1992
Lenny Clarke - Experimenting with Drugs
Lenny Clarke tried cocaine once -- for, like, nine years.
Tags: Lenny Clarke (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), drugs (630)
Posted: 05/19/02
Views: 1,621
Lenny Clarke - Irish Catholic
Lenny will never forget his third grade teacher, Sister Mary Triggerhappy.
Tags: Lenny Clarke (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (813)
Posted: 05/19/02
Views: 1,589
Lenny Clarke - Kids Are Crazy
Don't ever throw a bomb at a nun.
Tags: Lenny Clarke (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 05/19/02
Views: 1,069
Lenny Clarke - Married and Catholic
Catholics don't get divorced.
Tags: Lenny Clarke (11), men/women (987), imitations (770)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 967
Lenny Clarke - Weight Loss
Lenny Clarke hates running into people from high school.
Tags: Lenny Clarke (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Posted: 05/19/02
Views: 746
Lenny Clarke - Weight Loss Pills
Lenny Clarke recently lost 135 pounds.
Tags: Lenny Clarke (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Posted: 05/19/02
Views: 742
Lenny Clarke - Moon Rocks
Lenny Clarke was not qualified to be an astronaut.
Tags: Lenny Clarke (11), money (852), kids (828)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 209
Sue Kolinsky - Long Distance Relationship
It's nice to have sex without MCI being involved.
Tags: Sue Kolinsky (4), sex (1269), men/women (987)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,070
Sue Kolinsky - Kids
Little kids are like raccoons on a camping trip.
Tags: Sue Kolinsky (4), health (956), kids (828)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 667
Kelly Monteith - Look Like a Dad
You can definitely tell a dad by his hunched posture.
Tags: Kelly Monteith (3), kids (828), marriage (575)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 267
Cory Kahaney - Saying "F"
Cory gets in trouble for her daughter's foul mouth.
Tags: Cory Kahaney (13), kids (828), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/31/00
Views: 1,090
Jon Ross - Foster Sugar Daddy
There's no way the money you donate goes directly to one kid.
Tags: Jon Ross (5), kids (828), family (664)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 118
Gene Pompa - Wrong Number
Gene doesn't hang up the phone when he calls the wrong number.
Tags: Gene Pompa (14), kids (828), parents (519)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 755
Bob Odenkirk - Fun Childhood
Bob has a lot of funny stories from his fun childhood.
Tags: Bob Odenkirk (7), kids (828), family (664)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 443
Colin Quinn - Funny
You don't have to curse to be funny in comedy.
Tags: Colin Quinn (13), kids (828), animals (783)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 838
Jonathan Katz - Second Child
An ultrasound is not necessary when you're adopting.
Tags: Jonathan Katz (11), health (956), money (852)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 113
