Grandmothers make furniture look better with doilies.
Tetris on Gameboy is more addictive than morphine.
Len's last girlfriend loved to watch "Wheel of Fortune."
Tried to get a little rest before the show. The phone kept ringing -- ring, ring, ring, ring -- this morning, ring, ring, ring. Pick it up,...
When I was little, my dad used to tell me, for my birthday, he's gonna take me out and show me a good time. Couldn't sleep all night -- he's gonna...