If someone you were close with passes away, they visit you in dreams.
Filed under: Laura Kightlinger (22), sex (1283), family (667)
Views: 355
Posted: 05/27/1997
Laura Kightlinger - Back-Door Sex
It's already hard enough to keep the front door nice for company.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/27/03
Views: 9,673
Laura Kightlinger - Fertility Drugs
Nothing's a greater blessing for a couple than eight healthy two-pound babies.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 03/27/03
Views: 7,071
Laura Kightlinger - How to Be a Stand-up Comedian
Laura Kightlinger has a patented program for funny.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/27/03
Views: 3,445
Laura Kightlinger - Who Could Love You
The line-up of Christmas, New Year's Eve and Valentine's Day is not fair to those who are alone.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (22), men/women (1003), dating (656)
Posted: 05/27/97
Views: 2,216
Laura Kightlinger - Boyfriend Psychiatrist
Boyfriends will readily tell you what's wrong with your mental health.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (22), men/women (1003), dating (656)
Posted: 05/19/93
Views: 2,009
Laura Kightlinger - Homeless Person
Laura Kightlinger gave money to a street person and still managed to disappoint him.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 03/27/03
Views: 1,981
Laura Kightlinger - Baseball Movies
America loves surprisingly agile, fairly attractive retards -- like Forrest Gump.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sports (631)
Posted: 03/27/03
Views: 1,864
Laura Kightlinger - Phone Calls with Mom
Laura Kightlinger's mom plays a tortuous game with her -- she calls her on the phone.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), movies (559)
Posted: 03/27/03
Views: 1,645
Laura Kightlinger - Ramrod
When did Laura become security at the gay border?
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (22), men/women (1003), dating (656)
Posted: 05/27/97
Views: 1,280
Laura Kightlinger - Drinking Weather
This past decade we couldn't have asked for better drinking weather.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (22), George W. Bush (2037), sex (1283)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 1,127
Laura Kightlinger - Love and Sex
Laura has an excuse to avoid anal sex.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (22), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/27/97
Views: 813
Laura Kightlinger - Trying Too Hard
Laura can't look at somebody's sex face.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (22), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/27/97
Views: 524
Laura Kightlinger - Who Could Love You
The line-up of Christmas, New Year's Eve and Valentine's Day is not fair to those who are alone.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (22), men/women (1003), dating (656)
Posted: 05/27/97
Views: 2,216
Laura Kightlinger - Mom Pimp
Laura feels like she's been dating all her life.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (22), sex (1283), money (865)
Posted: 05/27/97
Views: 562
Chelsea Handler - Birthday Vibrations
All you need is one good vibrator.
Tags: Chelsea Handler (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/08/07
Views: 7,106
Dave Attell - Michael Bolton
Michael Bolton is too damn sensitive.
Tags: Dave Attell (61), music (727), celebrities (234)
Posted: 08/24/97
Views: 755
Brian Kiley - School
Brian's best subject in college was psychology.
Tags: Brian Kiley (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 04/20/06
Views: 686
Laura Kightlinger - Ramrod
When did Laura become security at the gay border?
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (22), men/women (1003), dating (656)
Posted: 05/27/97
Views: 1,280
Laura Kightlinger - Parades
The St. Patrick's Day parade is not for sissies.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (22), kids (841), gay/homosexual (633)
Posted: 05/27/97
Views: 318
The Amazing Johnathan - Parents
The Amazing Johnathan waited nine long years before killing his mom and dad.
Tags: The Amazing Johnathan (34), family (667), growing up (453)
Posted: 06/05/02
Views: 1,010
