This past decade we couldn't have asked for better drinking weather.
Filed under: Laura Kightlinger (22), George W. Bush (2037), sex (1269)
Views: 1,115
Posted: 11/17/2004
Laura Kightlinger - Back-Door Sex
It's already hard enough to keep the front door nice for company.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 03/27/03
Views: 9,555
Laura Kightlinger - Fertility Drugs
Nothing's a greater blessing for a couple than eight healthy two-pound babies.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)
Posted: 03/27/03
Views: 7,051
Laura Kightlinger - How to Be a Stand-up Comedian
Laura Kightlinger has a patented program for funny.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 03/27/03
Views: 3,410
Laura Kightlinger - Who Could Love You
The line-up of Christmas, New Year's Eve and Valentine's Day is not fair to those who are alone.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (22), men/women (987), dating (649)
Posted: 05/27/97
Views: 2,199
Laura Kightlinger - Boyfriend Psychiatrist
Boyfriends will readily tell you what's wrong with your mental health.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (22), men/women (987), dating (649)
Posted: 05/19/93
Views: 1,990
Laura Kightlinger - Homeless Person
Laura Kightlinger gave money to a street person and still managed to disappoint him.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)
Posted: 03/27/03
Views: 1,966
Laura Kightlinger - Baseball Movies
America loves surprisingly agile, fairly attractive retards -- like Forrest Gump.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sports (618)
Posted: 03/27/03
Views: 1,835
Laura Kightlinger - Phone Calls with Mom
Laura Kightlinger's mom plays a tortuous game with her -- she calls her on the phone.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), movies (549)
Posted: 03/27/03
Views: 1,626
Laura Kightlinger - Ramrod
When did Laura become security at the gay border?
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (22), men/women (987), dating (649)
Posted: 05/27/97
Views: 1,267
Dwayne Kennedy - Bible Stories
When the apostles got drunk, their stories got away from them.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), religion (770), alcohol (489)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 2,741
Paul Mecurio - The State of the World
This is a great time to be a black man.
Tags: Paul Mecurio (12), ethnic (813), wars (463)
Posted: 10/27/04
Views: 882
Sue Murphy - Moving
There is nothing worse than moving.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149), Nick DiPaolo (61)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 1,335
Steve Marmel - Hillary Clinton
Steve thinks Hillary Clinton is kind of hot.
Tags: Steve Marmel (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (813)
Posted: 05/15/00
Views: 554
Tom McCaffrey - Manipulating Genitalia
Babies shouldn't try to rob adults.
Tags: Tom McCaffrey (2), sex (1269), movies (549)
Posted: 10/27/04
Views: 721
Steve Marmel - Election Year
George W. Bush is like a Baldwin.
Tags: Steve Marmel (7), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 05/15/00
Views: 560
Paul Nardizzi - Radon Gas
Paul Nardizzi had to get rid of the radon in his house himself.
Tags: Paul Nardizzi (3), health (956), death (315)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 1,474
Warren Hutcherson - Church
There are a lot of nice girls at church.
Tags: Warren Hutcherson (1), religion (770), family (664)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 735
Lewis Black - Candy Corn
Every Halloween, people look at candy corn as if they had never seen it before.
Tags: food (790), growing up (450)
Posted: 12/08/04
Views: 3,275
Doug Benson - Dry Spell
Doug Benson only has sex in months that end in 'arch.'
Tags: Doug Benson (27), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 03/04/04
Views: 1,524
