Sometimes people are so nice that you just want to throw up.
If you weigh over 1,100 pounds, you have made some poor digestive choices.
There are much easier ways to find gays in the military than to spend $27 million.
Cities have crazy people, but the Midwest has the serial killers.
They should put the Manson family on the Family Feud.
Earthquakes happen all the time in Los Angeles.