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Kyle Grooms

comedian In just a few short years Kyle Grooms has become one of the funniest young comics on the New York stand-up circuit. His love for comedy caused him to abandon his career as Art Director for a Hispanic television network and perform comedy full time. Today he is a headlining comedian with numerous television shows to his credit. This New Jersey born comedian is determined to be one of the strongest comedic voices of our generations

Kyle delivers an honest and intelligent approach towards comedy. Kyle gives an intimate look into his life experiences growing up in the American Melting Pot. Kyle says, "I want to spill my guts on stage." His exploration of the human experience crosses many ethnic and social boundaries. For this reason that Kyle has been invited to perform on shows such as diverse as "Showtime at the Apollo," "Comedy Picante," "Premium Blend" and "Tough Crowd with Collin Quinn." Kyle has also been well received throughout England, Holland and at the Montreal Comedy Festival.

His interest in comedy started around the age of nine. Often left home alone, Kyle kept himself entertained by listening to eight track tapes of singer Otis Redding and comedian Richard Pryor. Never a great singer, Kyle would perform Pryor's jokes for his friends and family. Eventually he would develop his own comedic wit. But comedy wasn't his first career choice after high school. As a former graffiti artist, Kyle chose to attend the Art Institute of Fort Lauderdale where he... [MORE]
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Weekly Evil - Four Reasons Why Wall Street is Evil

America's having a "going out of business" sale.

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Posted: 09/26/08
Views: 99,715

Kyle Grooms - Comedy Robot

"Deez Nutz" the best joke ever.

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Kyle Grooms - Bottled Water

It's not tap water, it's city punch.

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Kyle Grooms - Interview

He's not smart; he's near-sighted.

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Kyle Grooms - Women

Kyle Grooms loves women.

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Posted: 01/25/07
Views: 2,497

Kyle Grooms - Un-brainwashed

Kyle Grooms tries to get un-brainwashed.

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Posted: 01/25/07
Views: 2,116

Kyle Grooms - Ghetto Accent

Kyle Grooms likes accented women.

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Posted: 01/25/07
Views: 1,797

Kyle Grooms - Glasses

Kyle Grooms got smarter since he started wearing glasses.

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Posted: 01/25/07
Views: 1,505

Kyle Grooms - Water

Kyle Grooms wishes he'd thought of bottled water.

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Posted: 01/25/07
Views: 1,380

Kyle Grooms - They Hate Us

Kyle Grooms tells President Bush who the world really hates.

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Posted: 01/25/07
Views: 1,206

Kyle Grooms: Smart in Glasses

I started wearing glasses, and people started saying I looked smart. I'm like, huh? I ain't smart; I can't see! I didn't go to Harvard; I went to...

Posted: 01/25/2007

Kyle Grooms: Thugging With Glasses

You can't be gangster with astigmatism. And I love grimy music, but I can't be a thug. What am I gonna do -- rob bookstores?

Posted: 01/25/2007

Kyle Grooms: Tap Water

I know tap water. I grew up drinking it, I did. My mother wouldn't buy anything else. But she tried to make tap water sound delicious. She called...

Posted: 01/25/2007

Kyle Grooms: Bad Neighborhood

I love my mother, man, 'cause she wanted to keep me and my brothers off the streets. We grew up in a drug-infested neighborhood -- the United States.

Posted: 01/25/2007

Kyle Grooms: Black Family Skiing

My mother... would save her money and take us skiing on the weekend, which was brave. She took a black family skiing. This was the 80s -- brothers...

Posted: 01/25/2007

Kyle Grooms: It's Not America

America's getting more and more culturally diverse every day, man. It's beautiful, man. We're trying to get along. We're good people. That's why I...

Posted: 01/25/2007

Kyle Grooms: Good Cookies

White kids' parents used to make some good cookies. My mother, she made sweet potato pie. She bought cookies, and they were never the good cookies....

Posted: 01/25/2007

Kyle Grooms: Appreciating America

I like immigrants 'cause they really appreciate America. They get here; they happy. They look up at the buildings like, 'Wow! It's beautiful.' And...

Posted: 01/25/2007

Kyle Grooms: Robot Comedy

People get fired for robots. I hope that doesn't happen with comedy. You'll come to a comedy show, there'll be a robot on stage. 'For family jokes,...

Posted: 01/25/2007

Kyle Grooms: Fired After 30 Years

I knew some people who lost their jobs after 30 years of work. They went in their cubicle, and they had a note that said, 'Get yo' ass out.' And...

Posted: 01/25/2007