I ask myself questions in those stores I don't ask myself
anywhere else, like, 'Will I live long enough to use all those paper towels?'
Posted: 10/30/2008
I have a friend I knew my whole life, and he came out of the
closet... I felt stupid that I didn't figure it out... Looking back there were signs....
Posted: 10/30/2008
It's like, I hate getting up in the morning, unless it's over
and over and over and over again -- then I'm good.
Posted: 10/30/2008
I just got dumped recently, but I'm alright with it 'cause we
weren't a good match. You know -- I'm a Gemini; she was a whore.
Posted: 10/30/2008
I was in a bar with this girl, and this guy started blowing
smoke in our direction, which I hate. But he was really, really big, so I thought 'Hey,...
Posted: 10/30/2008