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Kyle Cease is currently one of the most in-demand young comics, selling out over 200 shows last year from coast to coast. And with the premiere of his new one-hour comedy special "Kyle Cease: Weirder. Blacker. Dimpler" premiered last year on Comedy Central and things are about to get a little weird. From the Moore Theatre in Seattle, Kyle takes on midgets, pirates and the Pillsbury Doughboy. He ponders the big questions like why some people think NASCAR is a sport, what the "Juicy" on the back of sweatpants is really referring to, and how different things would be if God had a Napoleon complex.

Last year's "Comedy Central Presents Kyle Cease" was the most played half hour special on Comedy Central in 2006, and he won Stand-Up Showdown in 2009. The same year his CD/DVD "One Dimple", was one of Comedy Central Records highest debuting releases.

Since his memorable appearances as the "slow clapper" in "Not Another Teen Movie" and as Bogey Lowenstein in "10 Things I Hate About You", Cease has had numerous TV, film and radio... [MORE]

Last year's "Comedy Central Presents Kyle Cease" was the most played half hour special on Comedy Central in 2006, and he won Stand-Up Showdown in 2009. The same year his CD/DVD "One Dimple", was one of Comedy Central Records highest debuting releases.

Since his memorable appearances as the "slow clapper" in "Not Another Teen Movie" and as Bogey Lowenstein in "10 Things I Hate About You", Cease has had numerous TV, film and radio appearances. He is a frequent guest of the hit syndicated radio show, "Bob and Tom", He has appeared on "The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson", "Jimmy Kimmel Live", "The Martin Short Show", and has performed in several national commercials.

Kyle began his stand-up career early. By the age of 21 he had toured nationally and won the International Giggles Comedy Competition, placed in the finals of the prestigious Seattle International Comedy Competition, and completed his first major movie role.

With his laugh-out-loud, stream of consciousness stand-up style and a unique connection with his generation, Kyle's shows are as exhilarating and playful as an hour of recess. His highly quotable comedy is infectious. Next time you are standing in line for your coffee you may hear someone say: "Like a Vagina", or when you are standing in line for a Kyle Cease concert, the kid next to you might exclaim: "These are my shoes!" [LESS]

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Kyle Cease - The One-Upper

Don't you hate people who constantly try to one-up you?

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Kyle Cease - Grudges

Women hold grudges.

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Kyle Cease - Midget Convention

What do you say at a midget convention?

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Kyle Cease - Family Names

Devon. Lyle. Kevin. Aunt Peggy.

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Kyle Cease - Recess

Boys against girls!

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Posted: 05/12/06
Views: 29,448

Kyle Cease - Working the Hole

Not every McDonald's refers to the drive-thru window as "the hole."

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Posted: 05/11/06
Views: 27,626

Kyle Cease - Sunny Delight

Sunny Delight ran the best commercial campaign ever.

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Posted: 05/11/06
Views: 19,910

Kyle Cease - Original Nintendo

The original Nintendo could be fixed by blowing into it.

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Posted: 05/11/06
Views: 18,899

Kyle Cease - Stuff In Common

Kyle owned the original Nintendo.

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Posted: 01/06/06
Views: 15,511

Kyle Cease - Interview

Kyle talks about his "standard" comedy.

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Posted: 05/12/06
Views: 14,477

Kyle Cease: Adult Recess

I feel like, as we get older, we should have recess. Now that we have, like, wars and Visa bills, we should have 15 minutes on the slide everyday.

Posted: 05/11/2006

Kyle Cease: Dating Codes

The best part of Nintendo were the codes. We had codes that got us to the end of the game immediately. Why can't we have that in real life? Just...

Posted: 05/11/2006

Kyle Cease: Best Gaming System Ever

The original Nintendo was the best system ever because it's the only system that, if it didn't work, you could fix it by blowing into it all day.

Posted: 05/11/2006

Kyle Cease: Beer Commercials

I like how beer companies always advertise how cold their beer is. Wouldn't that be up to us? Like, 'When you want a beer that's really cold...' --...

Posted: 05/11/2006

Kyle Cease: Happy With Sunny D?

Sunny D tasted a little bit like a fat clown's a**hole. I don't know if you've tasted it. Who came up with Sunny D and was happy? Some guy was...

Posted: 05/11/2006

Kyle Cease: In the Middle of Nowhere

They always put the colleges in the middle of nowhere, and they always tell these kids, 'Hey, don't drink, don't do drugs, and don't have sex.' And...

Posted: 05/11/2006

Kyle Cease: If You're Republican

I think the problem is this country's split right now. I think if you're a Republican, well -- you're wrong. I'm just kidding. I own, like, four...

Posted: 05/11/2006

Kyle Cease: Believing the Bible

People don't know for sure if they can believe a lot of the things in the Bible. Like, people don't know for sure if God and Virgin Mary made baby...

Posted: 05/11/2006

Kyle Cease: Hating People on Halloween

I hate people on Halloween. They don't carve their pumpkin out; they'll just, like, paint a face on it. You know what I'm talking about? But some...

Posted: 05/11/2006

Kyle Cease: Hulk Hogan Dilemma

I saw Hulk Hogan the other day in a parking lot, and I couldn't tell from a distance if it was Hulk Hogan or not. And I realized I've never had...

Posted: 05/11/2006