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People put a lot of strange things up their asses.
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Not everyone should vote.
White genes force Cherokee genes onto reservations.
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Why can't grandma just bring dinner to the basement?
Honest to God, I thought an 8 was a good score.
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Kurt defines what religious tolerance really means.
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There's no use asking the dumb kids for answers.
John used to blackout all the time.
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"Fear Factor" has run out of things to do to its contestants.
Cristela used to be little; now she is huge.
It comes natural for a bear to ride a bicycle.