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Kurt Metzger - Hilarious Crimes

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It's hard to find a reliable motel gynecologist.

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Views: 2,682

Posted: 05/17/2007

Kurt Metzger - Ethiopian Food

Kurt Metzger has a theory about Ethiopian food.

Tags: Kurt Metzger (12), Comedy Central Presents (1781), ethnic (691)

Posted: 01/09/09
Views: 134,072

Kurt Metzger - The 101 Craziest Objects

People put a lot of strange things up their asses.

Tags: Kurt Metzger (12), kids (597), health (519)

Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 18,466

Kurt Metzger - Settling Down

It's called "settling down" for a reason.

Tags: Kurt Metzger (12), men/women (840), dating (611)

Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 7,239

Kurt Metzger - Religious Tolerance

Kurt defines what religious tolerance really means.

Tags: Kurt Metzger (12), Comedy Central Presents (1781), men/women (840)

Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 3,466

Kurt Metzger - Hilarious Crimes

It's hard to find a reliable motel gynecologist.

Tags: Kurt Metzger (12), health (519), crime (249)

Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 2,682

Kurt Metzger - PlayStation 3

Kurt reveals the definition of a real pal.

Tags: Kurt Metzger (12), Comedy Central Presents (1781), men/women (840)

Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 2,066

Kurt Metzger - Ice Cream

Kurt contrasts Haagen Dazs and Ben and Jerry's ice cream.

Tags: Kurt Metzger (12), Comedy Central Presents (1781),

Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 1,755

Kurt Metzger - Kinoki Foot Pads

Kurt has a lifetime supply of Kinoki Foot Pads.

Tags: Kurt Metzger (12), Comedy Central Presents (1781),

Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 1,401

Kurt Metzger - Bake and Brag

It's all guilt trips.

Tags: Kurt Metzger (12), Comedy Central Presents (1781), marijuana (90)

Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 1,100

Kurt Metzger - Interview - Early Days

Kurt Metzger remembers how he got started.

Tags: Kurt Metzger (12), Comedy Central Presents (1781), interview (18)

Posted: 01/09/08
Views: 905

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Cristela Alonzo - What Happened?

Cristela used to be little; now she is huge.

Tags: Cristela Alonzo (3), health (519), Live at Gotham (243)

Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 1,213

Bill Burr - The Hitler Family Name

Did Hitler not have any relatives?

Tags: Bill Burr (20), crime (249), Live at Gotham (243)

Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 5,614

Rich Vos - Can I Help You

Can you tell me what time the armored car arrives?

Tags: Rich Vos (20), crime (249), Live at Gotham (243)

Posted: 07/18/08
Views: 25,805

Lewis Black - Hippo Eats Dwarf

These are not fun times for our country.

Tags: animals (400), Live at Gotham (243)

Posted: 05/24/07
Views: 1,650

Nick Swardson - Go, Grandma, Go

No matter how bad things are, they're always worse for old people.

Tags: Nick Swardson (20), Comedy Central Presents (1781), family (551)

Posted: 04/06/06
Views: 891

Jared Logan - Weight Gain

I gained the freshman 58!

Tags: Jared Logan (5), Live at Gotham (243), weight/obesity (219)

Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 4,351

Joe Starr - Wrong Height

Joe Starr isn't fat, he's short.

Tags: Joe Starr (2), Premium Blend (748), health (519)

Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 291

Patrice O'Neal - Thousand-Pound Man

How did a man get to be a thousand pounds? He ate.

Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Premium Blend (748), health (519)

Posted: 11/22/01
Views: 642

Jay Larson - Ready to Go

Jay Larson is prepared for anything.

Tags: Jay Larson (2), Live at Gotham (243), storyteller (229)

Posted: 08/31/06
Views: 178

Eric Andre - Centaur Cops

Scientists should combine cops and horses.

Tags: Eric Andre (3), New York City (287), crime (249)

Posted: 06/21/07
Views: 841


Weight Loss Adjustment

A man goes to his doctor after losing a lot of weight.

"I feel great, but I have a problem, doctor. I was so fat beforehand that my skin has...

Posted: 12/01/2008

Greg Fitzsimmons: Body Fat on a Cold Day

Ever see a skinny guy on a cold day? You know they tremble like Chihuahuas. Then you see a fat guy in a tank top -- nine degrees, he's sweatin'....

Posted: 10/30/2008

Greg Giraldo: Obese American Adults

It's something like 70% of American adults are obese, and the rest of them are women on Ally McBeal.

Posted: 10/30/2008

Pablo Francisco: Male Dancer

I could be a male dancer at Denny's with my body.

Posted: 10/30/2008

Lenny Clarke: Hoping for Sickness

I was hoping I'd get really sick, you know? Catch maybe like a cold, work it into a flu, get a double pneumonia, whopping cough -- lose all this...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Lenny Clarke: Gaining Weight

Little things start to change in your life -- like your socks start to get tight.

Posted: 10/30/2008

Gene Pompa: Ex-Smoker Weight Gain

I quit smoking cigarettes about a year ago. I gained 18 pounds. So, now I have to wear a lot of black so no one knows what a big hunk of pig I...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Tess: 90 Pounds

God did not intend for a woman to weigh 90 pounds, alright? If you do, you are in third grade. Me, personally, I think the only thing that should...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Lynne Koplitz: Size Zero Roommate

She actually asked me for four grapes once. She counted grapes. What kind of mental patient counts grapes? Do you know anyone who does that? That's...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Josh Sneed: Weight Loss Plan

It's not from fat burning drugs or exercise. But I just turned 29, and I swallowed a ton of chewing gum when I was 22, so that should be coming out...

Posted: 10/30/2008

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