A Texan, a Russian and a New Yorker go into a restaurant in
London.
"Excuse me, but if you were going to order the steak, I'm afraid there's...
Posted: 12/01/2008
Q: What does an Irishman get after eating Italian
food?
A: Gaelic breath.
Posted: 12/01/2008
I never even thought about going to an Indian restaurant for
dinner because, as far as I know, there is no food in India. So, why bother, really?...
Posted: 11/03/2008
There was an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman working on
the top of a cliff. The Englishman said, "If I have cheese in my sandwich tomorrow,...
Posted: 12/01/2008
I know who wasn't black -- I don't care what nobody say -- Noah
was not black. Noah and his family couldn't have been black 'cause there's no way...
Posted: 10/30/2008
We have so many nationalities. It's gotten to the point now
that you can go into any fast food place, and you can find out what kind of...
Posted: 10/30/2008
Being Puerto Rican in New York, I grew up -- I swear to you --
thinking that White Castle hamburgers was traditional, indigenous Puerto Rican food.
Posted: 10/30/2008
You can't get any more famous when you get your very own candy
bar named after you. You know what Michael Jackson's candy bar is? White chocolate,...
Posted: 11/02/2008
An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip. He
hates Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there's any place where...
Posted: 12/01/2008
Instead of uniting America, we want to separate each other
because, you know, Mexicans eat tacos and white people eat beef stroganoff and black...
Posted: 10/30/2008