House music sucks when you're drunk.
14-year-olds think everything is gay.
People vote for so many things that it just doesn't mean anything anymore.
Every time I see a politician on the campaign trail, they make all kinds of promises they have no intention of living up to. Basically, our...
I had a kid who threatened to kill me one year because I gave him an F. Another teacher caught one of my students writing 'Kill Mr. Vallee' in his...
People think kids are the only ones that want to get out of class at 3 o'clock every single day. No, no -- go see the teachers on a Friday at 3...
Kids are chasing me down. 'Mr. Vallee, Mr. Vallee, what can I do for extra credit?' 'Jimmy, you got 98% in my class, OK? Unless you got Salma Hayek...