Nine-year-olds are fun, pure and innocent -- but damn they're annoying.
Filed under: Kjell Bjorgen (3), kids (828), family (664)
Views: 1,578
Posted: 08/10/2006
Kjell Bjorgen - Identical Twin Brother
If your parents don't know they're having twins, you can actually crash your own birth.
Tags: Kjell Bjorgen (3), sex (1269), family (664)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 783
Kjell Bjorgen - Waiters at Chain Restaurants
Chain restaurants are a butt-fluff of suggestive selling and happy-happy birthday songs.
Tags: Kjell Bjorgen (3), food (790), movies (549)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 622
Kjell Bjorgen - Identical Twin Brother
If your parents don't know they're having twins, you can actually crash your own birth.
Tags: Kjell Bjorgen (3), sex (1269), family (664)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 783
Kjell Bjorgen - Waiters at Chain Restaurants
Chain restaurants are a butt-fluff of suggestive selling and happy-happy birthday songs.
Tags: Kjell Bjorgen (3), food (790), movies (549)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 622
Marianne Sierk - Baby Talk
Marianne Sierk is flattered when her co-worker calls her a pretty, thin bimbo with no common sense.
Tags: Marianne Sierk (2), men/women (987), kids (828)
Posted: 07/20/06
Views: 741
Vargus Mason - Amber Alert
You never hear about someone kidnapping badass children.
Tags: Vargus Mason (3), money (852), kids (828)
Posted: 06/28/07
Views: 702
Robert Schimmel - Swim with the Dolphins
Do not stick anything in a dolphin's blowhole.
Tags: Robert Schimmel (5), money (852), kids (828)
Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 1,887
Gerry Dee - Teaching History
There's no use asking the dumb kids for answers.
Tags: Gerry Dee (7), kids (828), Live at Gotham (293)
Posted: 06/01/07
Views: 23,710
Stand-Up: Kevin Hart - Angry Old Man
When you're old, you wake up angry.
Tags: Kevin Hart (21), kids (828), violence (298)
Posted: 07/11/08
Views: 13,149
Dana Gould - Reasoning with Children
The minute that you think your kids have reason, they're the worst people in the world.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), kids (828), Live at Gotham (293)
Posted: 07/12/07
Views: 1,751
Tommy Johnagin - Being a Pallbearer
Being a pallbearer's supposed to be an honor, but it's actually just heavy lifting.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (10), family (664), death (315)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 1,860
Paul Varghese - Empty Apartment
Paul Varghese's apartment has a bed and a set of drawers.
Tags: Paul Varghese (2), money (852), family (664)
Posted: 07/12/07
Views: 1,492
