If your parents don't know they're having twins, you can actually crash your own birth.
Filed under: Kjell Bjorgen (3), sex (1283), family (667)
Views: 796
Posted: 08/10/2006
Kjell Bjorgen - Nine-Year-Olds
Nine-year-olds are fun, pure and innocent -- but damn they're annoying.
Tags: Kjell Bjorgen (3), kids (841), family (667)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 1,599
Kjell Bjorgen - Waiters at Chain Restaurants
Chain restaurants are a butt-fluff of suggestive selling and happy-happy birthday songs.
Tags: Kjell Bjorgen (3), food (804), movies (559)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 641
Kjell Bjorgen - Nine-Year-Olds
Nine-year-olds are fun, pure and innocent -- but damn they're annoying.
Tags: Kjell Bjorgen (3), kids (841), family (667)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 1,599
Kjell Bjorgen - Waiters at Chain Restaurants
Chain restaurants are a butt-fluff of suggestive selling and happy-happy birthday songs.
Tags: Kjell Bjorgen (3), food (804), movies (559)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 641
Drake Witham - Non-Alcoholic Beer
What's the point of non-alcoholic beer?
Tags: Drake Witham (2), family (667), alcohol (496)
Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 395
Geoff Keith - Wedding Hook-Up
Don't drink when no one else around is your age.
Tags: Geoff Keith (2), sex (1283), alcohol (496)
Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 1,239
Marianne Sierk - Baby Talk
Marianne Sierk is flattered when her co-worker calls her a pretty, thin bimbo with no common sense.
Tags: Marianne Sierk (2), men/women (1003), kids (841)
Posted: 07/20/06
Views: 755
Drake Witham - Temping
Temp work is empowering.
Tags: Drake Witham (2), family (667), alcohol (496)
Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 379
TJ Miller - Failed Hi-Five
You can't hi-five the death of a family member.
Tags: family (667), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 07/11/08
Views: 24,174
Jesse Joyce - Sexy Surgery
You won't get laid during surgery.
Tags: Jesse Joyce (2), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 477
Amanda Melson - Procrastorbate
Amanda Melson doesn't think she has to explain the word she invented.
Tags: Amanda Melson (1), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 1,153
Joey Gay - Not For Everyone
When Joey Gay masturbates, it's like there's a murder going on.
Tags: Joey Gay (1), sex (1283), dating (656)
Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 385
