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Kevin Nealon

As the longest-running cast member in the history of "Saturday Night Live" Kevin Nealon clearly set himself apart from the other performers with his unique sense of humor, profound dry wit and likable demeanor. After nine seasons on SNL, Kevin left the show and starred in the Dreamworks prime time series "Champs" for ABC.

Kevin can be remembered for his well-known characters: The Subliminal Man, Hans and Franz and Weekend Update Anchorman. Other favorite SNL characters of his include: Larry King, Sam Donaldson, Mr. No Depth Perception and Ganon PI. In 1988, Kevin was nominated for an Emmy Award as part of the SNL writing team.

Born and raised in Bridgeport, Connecticut, Kevin devoted himself to art and sports and got his first taste of performing as a teenager in various garage bands. After graduating from Sacred Heart University with a degree in marketing, Kevin spent his time traveling throughout the United States and Europe. Eventually he settled in Los Angeles to what he refers to as "a career in part-time jobs" - working for a car leasing company, and a moving company, as well as serving as a department store Santa Claus ... to name a few.

Kevin began his career in 1978 as a stand-up comedian while working as a bartender at the Improv in Hollywood. He readily made an audience roar with laughter and soon thereafter, made appearances on talk shows, commercials and feature films, including "All I Want For Christmas" with Lauren Bacall and... [MORE]
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Kevin Nealon - The Ocean

Kevin Nealon buys an underwater watch.

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Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 2,175

Kevin Nealon - Self Improvement

Kevin Nealon buys computers for dummies.

Tags: Kevin Nealon (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)

Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,324

Kevin Nealon - State of the Union

Kevin Nealon thinks things in America are great.

Tags: Kevin Nealon (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), America (446)

Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,139

Kevin Nealon - Miss Always Right

Kevin Nealon discusses marriage.

Tags: Kevin Nealon (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), dating (657)

Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,111

Kevin Nealon - New York This Time of Year

Kevin Nealon loves New York this time of year.

Tags: Kevin Nealon (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1284)

Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 813

Kevin Nealon - Electric Car

Kevin Nealon gets environmentally conscious.

Tags: Kevin Nealon (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sports (631)

Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 765

Kevin Nealon - Vacation

Kevin Nealon takes a trip upstate.

Tags: Kevin Nealon (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), New York City (602)

Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 686

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Kevin Nealon: Education System

I think the education system is great just the way it is. There's kids in my neighborhood in Los Angeles, seven years old, that can already speak...

Posted: 05/28/1999

Kevin Nealon: Honeymoon Suite

I'm staying in a nice hotel not too far from here. They even put me in the honeymoon suite... I'm staying with a nice couple from Nebraska.

Posted: 05/28/1999

Kevin Nealon: Receding Gums

It's tough getting older. You start falling apart, you know? My gums are starting to recede now. You can't tell tonight, though, 'cause I comb them...

Posted: 05/28/1999

Kevin Nealon: Every Day Like It's the Last

I live every day like it's the last day of my life. Every morning I wake up real early, and I spend maybe three hours on the phone making funeral...

Posted: 05/28/1999

Kevin Nealon: Strict Running Program

I'm on a strict running program. I started yesterday. I've only missed one day so far.

Posted: 05/28/1999

Kevin Nealon: Electric Car

I'm trying to become environmentally correct. I got an electric car... They're so cool, it's great. It's in the shop now. We're having a gas engine...

Posted: 05/28/1999

Kevin Nealon: Upstate New York

I'm gonna go to upstate New York. New York's the only state that has an upstate... Other states have applied for it, but they can't get it.

Posted: 05/28/1999

Kevin Nealon: Faster Than the Shark

You know what they say: 'You don't have to swim faster than the shark, you just have to swim faster than the person you're with.'

Posted: 05/28/1999

Kevin Nealon: Beautiful Beach

I found this beautiful beach. It was right on the water.

Posted: 05/28/1999

Kevin Nealon: Whale Watching

Whale watching -- that was fun. Captain even let me steer the ship. I liked that. Wasn't crazy about sitting on his lap, but I did all right.

Posted: 05/28/1999

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