A tantrum can help adults win arguments.
Filed under: Kevin Kataoka (5), money (865), kids (841)
Views: 442
Posted: 05/25/1993
Kevin Kataoka - Speed Racer
Why is Speed Racer so nervous all the time?
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Kevin Kataoka - Ku Klux Klan
New York is open-minded.
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Views: 339
Kevin Kataoka - Victoria's Secret
What is Victoria's secret?
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Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 251
Kevin Kataoka - The Academy Awards
The world's greatest actors should be able to present the awards without teleprompters.
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Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 209
John Heffron - The Oldest
John's younger brother had a trick to get John in trouble.
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Views: 3,691
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It doesn't feel right to bring another child into this crazy world.
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Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 173
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Megan and her sister have nothing in common.
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Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 1,259
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John's little brother always got him in trouble.
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Posted: 07/15/09
Views: 2,002
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Arj has no documents that need to be somewhere in a hurry.
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Posted: 03/30/06
Views: 2,371
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Demetri's jokes go into outer space.
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Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 22,760
David Feldman - Death Penalty
There should be a humane society for human beings.
Tags: David Feldman (14), animals (791), drugs (639)
Posted: 05/23/93
Views: 111
Brett Butler - Department Store Saleswomen
An 18-year-old girl has no business trying to sell perfume to a 35-year-old woman.
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Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 1,613
Matt Weinhold - Extreme Jumping
There is no bungee battalion of the army.
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Posted: 05/19/93
Views: 426
Evan Davis - Toys
Even kindergarteners have computers these days.
Tags: Evan Davis (3), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 226
