A tantrum can help adults win arguments.
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Views: 435
Posted: 05/25/1993
Kevin Kataoka - Speed Racer
Why is Speed Racer so nervous all the time?
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Kevin Kataoka - Ku Klux Klan
New York is open-minded.
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Views: 332
Kevin Kataoka - Victoria's Secret
What is Victoria's secret?
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Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 247
Kevin Kataoka - The Academy Awards
The world's greatest actors should be able to present the awards without teleprompters.
Tags: Kevin Kataoka (5), imitations (770), music (710)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 197
John Heffron - The Oldest
John's younger brother had a trick to get John in trouble.
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Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 3,593
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It doesn't feel right to bring another child into this crazy world.
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Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 167
Megan Mooney - Work It Out, Ladies
Megan and her sister have nothing in common.
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Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 1,178
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John's little brother always got him in trouble.
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Posted: 07/15/09
Views: 1,905
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Arj has no documents that need to be somewhere in a hurry.
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Posted: 03/30/06
Views: 2,336
Demetri Martin - Where Jokes Go
Demetri's jokes go into outer space.
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Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 22,452
David Feldman - Death Penalty
There should be a humane society for human beings.
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Posted: 05/23/93
Views: 108
Brett Butler - Department Store Saleswomen
An 18-year-old girl has no business trying to sell perfume to a 35-year-old woman.
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Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 1,597
Matt Weinhold - Extreme Jumping
There is no bungee battalion of the army.
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Posted: 05/19/93
Views: 424
Evan Davis - Toys
Even kindergarteners have computers these days.
Tags: Evan Davis (3), sex (1269), men/women (987)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 216
