Celebrities give turkeys to the homeless on Thanksgiving like it's the only time they're hungry.
If you ever fight a homeless guy, be sure to wear goggles.
Keith's girlfriend can't stand him.
Most men are rough with their sons so they won't be gay.
Men never got the penis pep talk like women got the vagina pep talk.
Sometimes, cops pull you over before they even know the charge.
Usually when you hear a knock at your door, it's best to pretend you're not there.
Nobody really wants to be married.
She was so good at predicting deaths somebody should check her alibi.
Charles Manson always manages to maintain his craziness.
For teens, the biggest problem with "the man" is that he didn't vote for their favorite Idol.