She was so good at predicting deaths somebody should check her alibi.
Filed under: Keith Robinson (15), money (865), death (318)
Views: 444
Posted: 05/26/1993
Keith Robinson - The Homeless
If you ever fight a homeless guy, be sure to wear goggles.
Tags: Keith Robinson (15), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772)
Posted: 06/02/05
Views: 1,378
Keith Robinson - Jealousy
Keith's girlfriend can't stand him.
Tags: Keith Robinson (15), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 1,227
Keith Robinson - Little Keith
Most men are rough with their sons so they won't be gay.
Tags: Keith Robinson (15), men/women (1003), kids (841)
Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 1,008
Keith Robinson - Special Place
Men never got the penis pep talk like women got the vagina pep talk.
Tags: Keith Robinson (15), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 863
Keith Robinson - Bad Cop
Sometimes, cops pull you over before they even know the charge.
Tags: Keith Robinson (15), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/02/05
Views: 858
Keith Robinson - The Human Statue
Usually when you hear a knock at your door, it's best to pretend you're not there.
Tags: Keith Robinson (15), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 06/02/05
Views: 610
Keith Robinson - Love and Marriage
Nobody really wants to be married.
Tags: Keith Robinson (15), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/02/05
Views: 519
Keith Robinson - Calming a Killer
Charles Manson always manages to maintain his craziness.
Tags: Keith Robinson (15), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 06/02/05
Views: 412
Keith Robinson - The Man
For teens, the biggest problem with "the man" is that he didn't vote for their favorite Idol.
Tags: Keith Robinson (15), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 06/02/05
Views: 374
Brett Butler - Department Store Saleswomen
An 18-year-old girl has no business trying to sell perfume to a 35-year-old woman.
Tags: Brett Butler (9), money (865), death (318)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 1,615
Keith Robinson - Money for the Homeless
Celebrities give turkeys to the homeless on Thanksgiving like it's the only time they're hungry.
Tags: Keith Robinson (15), money (865), Two Drink Minimum (293)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 180
Kevin Kataoka - Throwing a Tantrum
A tantrum can help adults win arguments.
Tags: Kevin Kataoka (5), money (865), kids (841)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 442
Jessica Bern - Jewish Girls
"July" is not a Hebrew month.
Tags: Jessica Bern (2), money (865), ethnic (814)
Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 610
Matt Graham - Morbid Thoughts
Matt has been thinking a lot about death.
Tags: Matt Graham (3), family (667), death (318)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 147
Keith Robinson - Plead Stupidity
If you can plead insanity, you should also be allowed to plead stupidity.
Tags: Keith Robinson (15), health (976), crime (415)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 135
Kenny Rogerson - Surprise
You can spend half the day at the morgue.
Tags: Kenny Rogerson (4), health (976), marriage (581)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 708
Jake Johannsen - Getting a Physical
You get a physical just to make sure that you're going to not die.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), health (976), drugs (639)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 303
Geoff Bolt - Acupuncture
The ear lobe is the nerve center of the body.
Tags: Geoff Bolt (2), health (976), Two Drink Minimum (293)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 818
Bill Engvall - Healthy Living
Send Bill to Heaven with a Slim Jim.
Tags: Bill Engvall (11), health (976), death (318)
Posted: 03/26/07
Views: 44,972
