Alien abductions and going fishing are very similar.
Filed under: Kathleen Madigan (16), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Views: 1,968
Posted: 07/04/2000
Kathleen Madigan - Safe Travels
If a plane crashes, sitting in the aisle seat will probably not save you.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 3,883
Kathleen Madigan - Voting
Kathleen's not qualified to vote.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149), voting (116)
Posted: 12/15/04
Views: 2,658
Kathleen Madigan - Insult to Injury
Figure skating teams must get really mad at each other all the time.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 2,539
Kathleen Madigan - Foreign Policy
The English word for "Cinco de Mayo" is Tuesday.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 2,326
Kathleen Madigan - Bad Crack Whore
Kathleen Madigan would make a bad crack whore.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), sex (1283), drugs (639)
Posted: 11/03/04
Views: 2,117
Kathleen Madigan - Passing the Time
Lots of free time makes you think that "Unsolved Mysteries" has a chance of working.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), TV (543)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 1,838
Kathleen Madigan - Downsides to Sports
Why are marathons controlled by shoes?
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 1,698
Brian Regan - Fishing Shows
Watching people fish can be better than doing it yourself.
Tags: Brian Regan (51), imitations (772), sports (631)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,373
A.J. Jamal - Extreme Sports
Catching a roach can be considered an extreme sport.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), ethnic (814), food (804)
Posted: 04/20/94
Views: 811
Kathleen Madigan - The End Is Near
There's no excuse for being surprised by the apocalypse.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), religion (776)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 1,676
Ted Alexandro - The Jacksons
The Jackson family could be in cahoots with the government.
Tags: Ted Alexandro (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), religion (776)
Posted: 03/09/06
Views: 578
Craig Shoemaker - No Dad
Craig's mother taught him everything he knows.
Tags: Craig Shoemaker (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 06/16/05
Views: 1,415
Steve Marmel - Election Year
George W. Bush is like a Baldwin.
Tags: Steve Marmel (7), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 05/15/00
Views: 597
Kathleen Madigan - Downsides to Sports
Why are marathons controlled by shoes?
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 1,698
Kathleen Madigan - Safe Travels
If a plane crashes, sitting in the aisle seat will probably not save you.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 3,883
Marc Maron - Christian Right
Creationism in science classes is retarding our nation's children.
Tags: Marc Maron (25), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 1,155
Margaret Cho - Asian American
It's hard being an Asian actress without role models on TV.
Tags: Margaret Cho (5), ethnic (814), religion (776)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,239
