There's no excuse for being surprised by the apocalypse.
Filed under: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (770)
Views: 1,627
Posted: 07/04/2000
Kathleen Madigan - Safe Travels
If a plane crashes, sitting in the aisle seat will probably not save you.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 3,746
Kathleen Madigan - Voting
Kathleen's not qualified to vote.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149), voting (115)
Posted: 12/15/04
Views: 2,610
Kathleen Madigan - Insult to Injury
Figure skating teams must get really mad at each other all the time.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 2,456
Kathleen Madigan - Foreign Policy
The English word for "Cinco de Mayo" is Tuesday.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 2,260
Kathleen Madigan - Bad Crack Whore
Kathleen Madigan would make a bad crack whore.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), sex (1269), drugs (630)
Posted: 11/03/04
Views: 2,037
Kathleen Madigan - The Unexplainable
Alien abductions and going fishing are very similar.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 1,901
Kathleen Madigan - Passing the Time
Lots of free time makes you think that "Unsolved Mysteries" has a chance of working.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), TV (536)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 1,776
Lewis Black - The End of the Universe
Lewis found the end of the universe in Houston, Texas.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), storyteller (261)
Posted: 04/21/02
Views: 25,233
Patton Oswalt - The Apocalypse
George W. Bush wants to be the last president.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (32), George W. Bush (2037), religion (770)
Posted: 12/04/04
Views: 6,142
Patton Oswalt - VIP Afterlife
Dying in the apocalypse would be pretty awesome.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (32), religion (770), death (315)
Posted: 06/01/04
Views: 2,651
Kathleen Madigan - China
China can be like a big 'Where's Waldo?' book with a tourist as Waldo.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 1,125
Kathleen Madigan - The Unexplainable
Alien abductions and going fishing are very similar.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 1,901
Drew Hastings - Act of God
When did insurance agents get so religious?
Tags: Drew Hastings (8), religion (770), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 948
Rocky LaPorte - Florida
Rocky questions the weatherman.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), Florida (181)
Posted: 06/09/05
Views: 1,432
Kathleen Madigan - Safe Travels
If a plane crashes, sitting in the aisle seat will probably not save you.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 3,746
Kathleen Madigan - Downsides to Sports
Why are marathons controlled by shoes?
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (770)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 1,617
Kathleen Madigan - Reasons to Quit Smoking
Smoking will do some horrible things to your voice.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 1,441
