There's no excuse for being surprised by the apocalypse.
Filed under: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), religion (776)
Views: 1,676
Posted: 07/04/2000
Kathleen Madigan - Safe Travels
If a plane crashes, sitting in the aisle seat will probably not save you.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 3,883
Kathleen Madigan - Voting
Kathleen's not qualified to vote.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149), voting (116)
Posted: 12/15/04
Views: 2,658
Kathleen Madigan - Insult to Injury
Figure skating teams must get really mad at each other all the time.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 2,539
Kathleen Madigan - Foreign Policy
The English word for "Cinco de Mayo" is Tuesday.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 2,326
Kathleen Madigan - Bad Crack Whore
Kathleen Madigan would make a bad crack whore.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), sex (1283), drugs (639)
Posted: 11/03/04
Views: 2,118
Kathleen Madigan - The Unexplainable
Alien abductions and going fishing are very similar.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 1,968
Kathleen Madigan - Passing the Time
Lots of free time makes you think that "Unsolved Mysteries" has a chance of working.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), TV (543)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 1,838
Kathleen Madigan - Downsides to Sports
Why are marathons controlled by shoes?
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 1,698
Lewis Black - The End of the Universe
Lewis found the end of the universe in Houston, Texas.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), storyteller (263)
Posted: 04/21/02
Views: 25,296
Kathleen Madigan - China
China can be like a big 'Where's Waldo?' book with a tourist as Waldo.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 1,206
Patton Oswalt - The Apocalypse
George W. Bush wants to be the last president.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), George W. Bush (2037), religion (776)
Posted: 12/04/04
Views: 6,422
Patton Oswalt - VIP Afterlife
Dying in the apocalypse would be pretty awesome.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), religion (776), death (318)
Posted: 06/01/04
Views: 2,935
Kathleen Madigan - The Unexplainable
Alien abductions and going fishing are very similar.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 1,968
Drew Hastings - Act of God
When did insurance agents get so religious?
Tags: Drew Hastings (8), religion (776), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 974
Rocky LaPorte - Florida
Rocky questions the weatherman.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), Florida (181)
Posted: 06/09/05
Views: 1,548
Kathleen Madigan - Safe Travels
If a plane crashes, sitting in the aisle seat will probably not save you.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 3,883
Kathleen Madigan - Downsides to Sports
Why are marathons controlled by shoes?
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 1,698
Kathleen Madigan - Reasons to Quit Smoking
Smoking will do some horrible things to your voice.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 1,473
