Smoking will do some horrible things to your voice.
Filed under: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Views: 1,472
Posted: 07/04/2000
Kathleen Madigan - Safe Travels
If a plane crashes, sitting in the aisle seat will probably not save you.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 3,880
Kathleen Madigan - Voting
Kathleen's not qualified to vote.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149), voting (116)
Posted: 12/15/04
Views: 2,658
Kathleen Madigan - Insult to Injury
Figure skating teams must get really mad at each other all the time.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 2,538
Kathleen Madigan - Foreign Policy
The English word for "Cinco de Mayo" is Tuesday.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 2,326
Kathleen Madigan - Bad Crack Whore
Kathleen Madigan would make a bad crack whore.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), sex (1283), drugs (639)
Posted: 11/03/04
Views: 2,117
Kathleen Madigan - The Unexplainable
Alien abductions and going fishing are very similar.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 1,966
Kathleen Madigan - Passing the Time
Lots of free time makes you think that "Unsolved Mysteries" has a chance of working.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), TV (543)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 1,838
Kathleen Madigan - Downsides to Sports
Why are marathons controlled by shoes?
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 1,697
Tom Rhodes - Tobacco
Unless you want an unruly linen closet, don't chew tobacco.
Tags: Tom Rhodes (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 08/05/01
Views: 268
Bruce Bruce - Bruce's Uncle
Bruce's uncle laughs out loud without ever cracking a smile.
Tags: Bruce Bruce (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 02/20/03
Views: 5,617
Mario Cantone - Estrogen
Mario's cousin Goo Goo is the authority on everything.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 1,499
Jim David - Pets
There was a time when drugs were healthy.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 1,335
Marc Maron - No Smoking
Marc Maron is glad to be addicted to something.
Tags: Marc Maron (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 12/07/98
Views: 1,384
Judy Gold - Smoking
A healthy diet does not offset the effects of smoking.
Tags: Judy Gold (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 09/14/00
Views: 813
Nick DiPaolo - Gambling
They give you free booze while you gamble because it messes up your judgment.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), health (976), money (865)
Posted: 05/09/02
Views: 433
Greg Proops - Mexican Food
Hollywood is the literacy capital of the world.
Tags: Greg Proops (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 06/18/99
Views: 884
Reggie McFadden - At the Club
If you smell crack in the air, the party is over.
Tags: Reggie McFadden (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 12/14/98
Views: 448
Robert Hawkins - Quitting Smoking
Quitting smoking doesn't mean quitting other addictions.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 581
