Living with kids is like living with homeless people.
Filed under: Kathleen Madigan (16), money (865), kids (841)
Views: 727
Posted: 02/24/1992
Kathleen Madigan - Safe Travels
If a plane crashes, sitting in the aisle seat will probably not save you.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 3,880
Kathleen Madigan - Voting
Kathleen's not qualified to vote.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149), voting (116)
Posted: 12/15/04
Views: 2,657
Kathleen Madigan - Insult to Injury
Figure skating teams must get really mad at each other all the time.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 2,538
Kathleen Madigan - Foreign Policy
The English word for "Cinco de Mayo" is Tuesday.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 2,326
Kathleen Madigan - Bad Crack Whore
Kathleen Madigan would make a bad crack whore.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), sex (1283), drugs (639)
Posted: 11/03/04
Views: 2,117
Kathleen Madigan - The Unexplainable
Alien abductions and going fishing are very similar.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 1,966
Kathleen Madigan - Passing the Time
Lots of free time makes you think that "Unsolved Mysteries" has a chance of working.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), TV (543)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 1,838
Kathleen Madigan - Downsides to Sports
Why are marathons controlled by shoes?
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 1,697
Lenny Clarke - Moon Rocks
Lenny Clarke was not qualified to be an astronaut.
Tags: Lenny Clarke (11), money (865), kids (841)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 210
Sandra Bernhard - Abortion
God knows there are enough kids in the world.
Tags: Sandra Bernhard (36), men/women (1003), health (976)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 123
Ted Alexandro - Grammar School
Lining up in grammar school always took all day.
Tags: Ted Alexandro (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 08/12/01
Views: 1,217
Paul Mecurio - Animal Kingdom
God is passive aggressive.
Tags: Paul Mecurio (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 05/20/04
Views: 363
Mark Wheatle - The Homeless Situation
Even wheelchair-bound bums will walk for food.
Tags: Mark Wheatle (3), money (865), kids (841)
Posted: 05/04/94
Views: 139
Sue Kolinsky - Long Distance Relationship
It's nice to have sex without MCI being involved.
Tags: Sue Kolinsky (4), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,138
Jonathan Katz - Second Child
An ultrasound is not necessary when you're adopting.
Tags: Jonathan Katz (11), health (976), money (865)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 120
Keith Robinson - The Homeless
If you ever fight a homeless guy, be sure to wear goggles.
Tags: Keith Robinson (15), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772)
Posted: 06/02/05
Views: 1,378
Reid Harrison - Car Trouble
Reid drives a Gremlin.
Tags: Reid Harrison (4), kids (841), imitations (772)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 95
Rich Vos - Dumb People
Rich Vos wants to bang his daughter's teacher.
Tags: Rich Vos (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 09/04/03
Views: 2,831
