Figure skating teams must get really mad at each other all the time.
If a plane crashes, sitting in the aisle seat will probably not save you.
Kathleen's not qualified to vote.
The English word for "Cinco de Mayo" is Tuesday.
Kathleen Madigan would make a bad crack whore.
Alien abductions and going fishing are very similar.
Lots of free time makes you think that "Unsolved Mysteries" has a chance of working.
Why are marathons controlled by shoes?