Figure skaters must have great temper control.
Filed under: Kathleen Madigan (16), family (664), gay/homosexual (622)
Views: 1,005
Posted: 06/01/2004
Kathleen Madigan - Safe Travels
If a plane crashes, sitting in the aisle seat will probably not save you.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 3,743
Kathleen Madigan - Voting
Kathleen's not qualified to vote.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149), voting (115)
Posted: 12/15/04
Views: 2,609
Kathleen Madigan - Insult to Injury
Figure skating teams must get really mad at each other all the time.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 2,455
Kathleen Madigan - Foreign Policy
The English word for "Cinco de Mayo" is Tuesday.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 2,259
Kathleen Madigan - Bad Crack Whore
Kathleen Madigan would make a bad crack whore.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), sex (1269), drugs (630)
Posted: 11/03/04
Views: 2,035
Kathleen Madigan - The Unexplainable
Alien abductions and going fishing are very similar.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 1,899
Kathleen Madigan - Passing the Time
Lots of free time makes you think that "Unsolved Mysteries" has a chance of working.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), TV (536)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 1,773
Kathleen Madigan - The End Is Near
There's no excuse for being surprised by the apocalypse.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (770)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 1,627
Kathleen Madigan - Insult to Injury
Figure skating teams must get really mad at each other all the time.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 2,455
Kathleen Madigan - Bad Crack Whore
Kathleen Madigan would make a bad crack whore.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), sex (1269), drugs (630)
Posted: 11/03/04
Views: 2,035
Ted Alexandro - Figure Skating
Ted likes to watch figure skaters fall on TV.
Tags: Ted Alexandro (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (770)
Posted: 08/12/01
Views: 526
Greg Giraldo - Built Like a Gay Guy
The gay stereotype is primed for a change.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), gay/homosexual (622), sports (618)
Posted: 05/04/04
Views: 4,101
Kathleen Madigan - Hungry Gymnasts
Female gymnasts only fall because they're hungry.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), men/women (987), health (956)
Posted: 12/01/04
Views: 728
Kathleen Madigan - Voting
Kathleen's not qualified to vote.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149), voting (115)
Posted: 12/15/04
Views: 2,609
Cory Kahaney - Save the Children
Cory Kahaney hates Shashumba.
Tags: Cory Kahaney (13), family (664), TV (536)
Posted: 05/11/04
Views: 710
Jonathan Corbett - New York City Marathon
Crapping your pants wouldn't be all right in non-marathon sports.
Tags: Jonathan Corbett (3), health (956), media (640)
Posted: 04/27/04
Views: 728
Jim Lauletta - Rectal Exam
Rectal exams are no fun.
Tags: Jim Lauletta (3), health (956), family (664)
Posted: 06/01/04
Views: 1,223
Leo Allen - You're Adopted
It was a very emotional day for the family when Leo was told he was adopted.
Tags: Leo Allen (18), Premium Blend (750), family (664)
Posted: 02/14/00
Views: 3,388
