Why are marathons controlled by shoes?
Filed under: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772)
Views: 1,697
Posted: 07/04/2000
Kathleen Madigan - Safe Travels
If a plane crashes, sitting in the aisle seat will probably not save you.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 3,880
Kathleen Madigan - Voting
Kathleen's not qualified to vote.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149), voting (116)
Posted: 12/15/04
Views: 2,658
Kathleen Madigan - Insult to Injury
Figure skating teams must get really mad at each other all the time.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 2,538
Kathleen Madigan - Foreign Policy
The English word for "Cinco de Mayo" is Tuesday.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 2,326
Kathleen Madigan - Bad Crack Whore
Kathleen Madigan would make a bad crack whore.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), sex (1283), drugs (639)
Posted: 11/03/04
Views: 2,117
Kathleen Madigan - The Unexplainable
Alien abductions and going fishing are very similar.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 1,966
Kathleen Madigan - Passing the Time
Lots of free time makes you think that "Unsolved Mysteries" has a chance of working.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), TV (543)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 1,838
Kathleen Madigan - China
China can be like a big 'Where's Waldo?' book with a tourist as Waldo.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 1,204
Kathleen Madigan - Insult to Injury
Figure skating teams must get really mad at each other all the time.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 2,538
Kathleen Madigan - Safe Travels
If a plane crashes, sitting in the aisle seat will probably not save you.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 3,880
Kathleen Madigan - Passing the Time
Lots of free time makes you think that "Unsolved Mysteries" has a chance of working.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), TV (543)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 1,838
Kathleen Madigan - Reasons to Quit Smoking
Smoking will do some horrible things to your voice.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 1,472
Tom Rhodes - Open Minded
Why don't white supremacists ever go to comedy shows?
Tags: Tom Rhodes (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 08/05/01
Views: 956
Kathleen Madigan - The Unexplainable
Alien abductions and going fishing are very similar.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 1,966
Kathleen Madigan - Hungry Gymnasts
Female gymnasts only fall because they're hungry.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), men/women (1003), health (976)
Posted: 12/01/04
Views: 751
Kathleen Madigan - The End Is Near
There's no excuse for being surprised by the apocalypse.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), religion (776)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 1,675
Paul Gilmartin - Don't Mess With China
Chinese culture emphasizes humility.
Tags: Paul Gilmartin (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 461
