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Karen Rontowski

Originally from Pittsfield, MA, Karen started out in the entertainment business nearly sixteen years ago as a cigarette girl in Las Vegas. Back then her days were spent selling cigarettes in the casino at Ceasar's. She spent her nights performing and learning the business of stand up at the Riviera Comedy Club. A few years later, Karen moved to San Diego, CA. In her new "second home", Karen quickly became a regular at the Comedy Store and at the Improv. Today, Karen is a favorite at corporate events and private parties everywhere! Her career has taken her to numerous countries and 45 of the 50 United States. Her credits include working with such acts as: Bob Hope, Ray Charles and The Monkees. She has been featured in spots on Comedy Central and has been a featured performer on the Bob and Tom Show. She is a featured writer in the soon-to-be- released book "Road Stories" by Rich Shydner and Mark Schiff.
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Karen Rontowski - Fortune Cookies

Iran has the worst fortune cookies.

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Karen Rontowski - Lazy Americans

It's not that we Americans are lazy -- we just like to sit.

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Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 1,182

Karen Rontowski - Great First Date

Karen Rontowski wants to please her date.

Tags: Karen Rontowski (3), men/women (987), kids (828)

Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 1,038

Karen Rontowski - Religious Television

New York City has five too many religious cable channels.

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Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 540

Karen Rontowski: Prefers Tough Women

The other night I went out on a date with a guy who said he didn't like girls who were fragile or vulnerable. So I stabbed him.

Posted: 08/10/2006

Karen Rontowski: Nephew's Birthday

For his birthday, my sister gets him a pinata... I'm not allowed over anymore because I kept going, 'Hey Evan, I bet there's some candy in that...

Posted: 08/10/2006

Karen Rontowski: Think Like a Man

[My sister] goes, 'You know what your problem is, Karen? You think like a man.' So I said, 'I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.' And then I made her...

Posted: 08/10/2006

Karen Rontowski: Daewoo Rental

I got a rental car, and they gave me a Daewoo. Daewoo: that's Korean for 'Just walk.'

Posted: 08/10/2006

Karen Rontowski: Religious Channels in New York City

I didn't know what they were. I turned it on, some woman's reading off sins -- I thought they were things to do in town.

Posted: 08/10/2006

Karen Rontowski: Divorced Christian Women

This guy came on the screen, and he goes, 'The divorced Christian woman has to be very careful because men know she's been married and she's...

Posted: 08/10/2006

Karen Rontowski: Safe New Car

I'm getting a new car. You know what kind of car I'm getting? I'm getting a Honda Civic because those are very safe cars. And I know 'cause I saw a...

Posted: 08/10/2006