Unfortunately, shark cartilage does not turn you into a shark.
Karen Kilgariff is no shaky dog.
Yes, I will never be that thin, but I'm not bitter. I'm relieved, actually, because I've never wanted to look like a whippet or any other shaky dog.
Please remember, although sharks never feel fear, they are constantly riddled with remorse and self-doubt.' See? No matter how many rows of teeth...