Karen's date backed his car up so she would be on the cashier's side at McDonald's.
The electric slide is the best thing that ever happened to people who don't get asked to dance.
Ladies, what's the first thing we do when they put us in the room and tell us to get undressed? Look around and say, 'Now where am I gonna hide my...
They've opened up a new casino for people on welfare. When you put a food stamp in the slot machine and it lands on three babies, you win a block...
He took me to McDonald's, backed his car through the drive-through window, so the cashier could be on my side.