When white people get pulled over, they get out of the car and have a laugh with the officer.
There's something a little bit off about dogs from the shelter.
I never really had pets when I was a kid. There was one time I asked my mom for a puppy. She was like, 'Nah, puppies cost too much. I'm gonna get...
My mom would never get us exactly what we wanted. She would always get us something like it. Like at Christmas, we never had a real Christmas tree....
I love growing up in the 'hood because that's the only place you gonna find an ATM that'll let you take five dollars out -- in change.
White people will go anywhere. They don't care. It's like, 'C'mon, let's go! It'll be fun!' See, black people, we can't just roll out like that,...