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If you're a cop for a really poor department, bring your own crime scene tape.
In New England, they just guess at the roads.
Juston's dad has a hitchhiking hobby.
Juston gets crap for Christmas every year.
Meter maids are like ninjas.
You knew who the rich kids were on picture day.
The New York City meter maids are like ninjas.
I carry a gun. I don't know what that feels like.
I came into this world as a typo.
Sorry, dude. I watch too much TV.
Tater Salad is caught in New York City.
State troopers take an hour and a half to write a ticket.
Prisons have to have color TVs.
"So, I was talking to my boyfriend today..." is a good example of a lesbian telling a straight joke.
Without the drinking, Scott thinks he'd make a good cop on patrol.
The diamond lane requires you to have a friend.
Why do men kill their wives?