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Juston McKinney

comedian Juston McKinney can be seen headlining comedy clubs all over the country. He has appeared numerous times on NBC's "The Tonight Show w/ Jay Leno" and on several, Comedy Central shows including his own half-hour Comedy Central "Presents" special. He is also a part of the Blue Collar Comedy "The Next Generation" which aired on TBS, and will be on tour in 2008. The tour is hosted by Bill Engvall and also feature Reno Collier, John Caparulo, and Jamie Kaler. The New York Times says he is "Destined for stardom". The New York Daily News calls him "Hysterical". His father calls him "to ask for money".
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Juston McKinney - New England

In New England, they just guess at the roads.

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Juston McKinney - Hobby

Juston's dad has a hitchhiking hobby.

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Juston McKinney - Christmas Gifts

Juston gets crap for Christmas every year.

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Posted: 12/15/04
Views: 4,886

Juston McKinney - Parking Ticket

Meter maids are like ninjas.

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Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 3,038

Juston McKinney - Bad Cop

If you're a cop for a really poor department, bring your own crime scene tape.

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Posted: 11/10/04
Views: 2,939

Juston McKinney - Poor Kid

You knew who the rich kids were on picture day.

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Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 2,088

Juston McKinney - NYC Parking Tickets

The New York City meter maids are like ninjas.

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Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 2,047

Juston McKinney - The Difference

I carry a gun. I don't know what that feels like.

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Juston McKinney - Misspelling

I came into this world as a typo.

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Juston McKinney - Hitchhiker

Sorry, dude. I watch too much TV.

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Juston McKinney: Parking Tickets in New York

The first ticket I got in Manhattan I thought was a misprint. I'm like, 'No, this has got to be a mistake.' You put a quarter in the meter out...

Posted: 05/25/2004

Juston McKinney: Picture Day at School

You knew who the rich kids were, right? Right up at the front of the line, packet A: 15 10x12's, 32 5x7's, six friggin' posters. I was way back at...

Posted: 12/13/1999

Juston McKinney: Scratch Tickets for Christmas

You know what my uncle gets me every year for Christmas? Scratch tickets. Thanks for making the decision to gamble away my Christmas gift for me.

Posted: 12/15/2004

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