I performed at a Democratic fundraiser in Miami Beach about two
and a half years ago, and I performed for Bill Clinton. I did stand-up comedy for...
Posted: 09/14/2000
I actually had anxiety for so long I went to a psychiatrist.
And I said to the guy, 'I'm constantly anxious. What do I do?' He told me I had...
Posted: 09/14/2000
My mother always sits in the front passenger seat because she
likes to have the legroom. You know, I could have a mute, paraplegic friend who...
Posted: 09/14/2000
They're actually doing a whole musical review of my mother's
life. It's going to be on Broadway. It's in previews; you should definitely go see it....
Posted: 09/14/2000
Jewish people can look at people's faces and tell if they're
Jewish. It's a phenomenon that we have that we can't explain. It's just like black...
Posted: 09/14/2000
This woman comes over to the bartender. She didn't want to
offend him, so she orders an African American Russian. What the hell is that?
Posted: 09/14/2000
She just wrote her autobiography, my mother. You have to pick
it up. It's in the stores now. It's entitled, 'I Came, I Saw, I Criticized.'
Posted: 02/24/1992
You know what the good thing about Alzheimer's disease is? You
meet new people every day.
Posted: 02/24/1992
I always wanted my family to be like 'The Brady Bunch.' Do you
remember what the father did on the show? Architect. He was brilliant. Six kids, two...
Posted: 02/24/1992
We used an anonymous sperm donor, which I know is very
fascinating to a lot of people. So people are always trying to get information out of me by...
Posted: 12/08/2002