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Born and raised in New York City, Jordan Rubin started standup while still in college at NYU. He has a long list of television credits, including "Late Night with Conan O'Brien," "Last Call with Carson Daly," and "The Late Late Show." He has made numerous prank calls for the television show "Crank Yankers," both as "Batman's Nemesis" and "Dr. Mark Premise," a nuclear physicist who must use a voice-assisted device which makes him sound like a robot to the people he calls. Jordan has performed at HBO's "Aspen Comedy Festival," the "Just for Laughs" festival in Montreal and most recently at "The Comedy Festival" in Las Vegas.

In addition to performing, Jordan has been a staff writer on "The Man Show," "Crank Yankers," "The Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn," "Last Call with Carson Daly" and "The MTV Movie Awards."

Jordan does a fake nature show video podcast called "Our Massive Planet" with fellow comedian Jim Gaffigan that has been featured on iTunes.

Jordan performs regularly at comedy clubs in New York City and Los Angeles.

Born and raised in New York City, Jordan Rubin started standup while still in college at NYU. He has a long list of television credits, including "Late Night with Conan O'Brien," "Last Call with Carson Daly," and "The Late Late Show." He has made numerous prank calls for the television show "Crank Yankers," both as "Batman's Nemesis" and "Dr. Mark Premise," a nuclear physicist who must use a voice-assisted device which makes him sound like a robot to the people he calls. Jordan has performed at HBO's "Aspen Comedy Festival," the "Just for Laughs" festival in Montreal and most recently at "The Comedy Festival" in Las Vegas.

In addition to performing, Jordan has been a staff writer on "The Man Show," "Crank Yankers," "The Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn," "Last Call with Carson Daly" and "The MTV Movie Awards."

Jordan does a fake nature show video podcast called "Our Massive Planet" with fellow comedian Jim Gaffigan that has been featured on iTunes.

Jordan performs regularly at comedy clubs in New York City and Los Angeles. [LESS]

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Jordan Rubin - Interview

Jordan Rubin is a complete hypochondriac.

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Jordan Rubin - Flying

Priceline -- name your price and don't get a ticket.

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Jordan Rubin - Accent

How does being tired make you tired?

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Jordan Rubin - Going Abroad

In only two weeks abroad, Jordan's friend picked up an English accent.

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Posted: 01/31/08
Views: 2,134

Jordan Rubin - Say Something Funny

You're a comedian, say something funny.

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Jordan Rubin - Cooler Ethnic Slogans

Jordan Rubin wishes the guys in his race had a cool slogan.

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Posted: 12/03/00
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Jordan Rubin - Phone

Is it so bad to be asleep?

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Jordan Rubin - Fonts

Wingding, get offa there.

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Jordan Rubin - Drunk Driving

In Kentucky, they don't have breathalyzers.

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Jordan Rubin - Comedy Feud - Bill Cosby

I wouldn't say Bill Cosby borrows from my act...

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Posted: 01/02/08
Views: 999

Jordan Rubin: New York Accent

My uncle's actually from Brooklyn, New York. He has a thick New York accent. Like instead of saying, 'What time is it?,' he'll say, 'Get outta here...

Posted: 01/31/2008

Jordan Rubin: Airplane Seat Cushion

I love when you get on planes, they're like, 'In the event of a crash landing, your seat cushion doubles as a flotation device.' If we're crashing,...

Posted: 01/31/2008

Jordan Rubin: New Cell Phone

You ever get a new cell phone and you're too lazy to transfer all the numbers over, so you just stop being friends with a bunch of people?

Posted: 01/31/2008

Jordan Rubin: Psychic Search

Google's awesome because on Google, you can just type in anything and get it wrong, and it knows what you meant. It's like psychic, right? Like two...

Posted: 01/31/2008

Jordan Rubin: Changed My Name

So, I'm Jewish. I changed my name because it sounded too ethnic. My real name's Jordan Jeweyjewhebrewberg."

Posted: 01/31/2008

Jordan Rubin: Bigger Penis

I don't have a huge penis, but I had everything in my bedroom built to three-quarters scale so it looks bigger.

Posted: 01/31/2008

Jordan Rubin: The Gayest Thing in the World

That's the gayest thing in the world: a fanny pack. If you're a guy, you're wearing a fanny pack, the only thing inside there's, like, a butt plug...

Posted: 01/31/2008

Jordan Rubin: Drunk Driving Test in Kentucky

They got all these new drunk driving tests, these sophisticated tests, breathalyzers. I got pulled over in deep rural, backwoods Kentucky. They...

Posted: 01/31/2008

Jordan Rubin: Walk the Line

I got pulled over for drunk driving the other day. The cops had me walk that line. I said the one thing you shouldn't say. I was like, 'Stop...

Posted: 01/31/2008

Jordan Rubin: Vegetarian

I don't eat chicken; I'm a vegetarian. I'm not a full vegetarian, like I'll eat hamburgers and hot dogs.

Posted: 01/31/2008