It's a beautiful moment when a woman is sexually satisfied.
With the current state of TV programming, there's really no need for drugs.
If you like George H.W. Bush, it may be because you don't know a lot about politics.
In the 70s, it was acceptable to be a slime.
If a husband calls his wife "hon," it may be because he forgot her name.
Don't teach your kids to "just say no."
He's your basic dad: he has no idea what's going on. He's never done any drugs, but he's burnt beyond recognition.
He reminds me of the kid in fifth grade who reminded the teacher she forgot to give the homework.
For people that don't smoke pot, there's very little difference in behavior between when you're stoned and when you're not. Really there's only one...
Dates are basically where I go out and I act like someone I'm not until the person likes me enough to be who I actually am.
I missed the 70s. That's what I hear, that it was one big ski weekend. From what I hear, this was a good pick-up line in the 1970s: 'Come on, let's...
I enjoy sex mostly because right after sex is the one time during the day that I don't think about sex. I mean, I enjoy the sex; more important, I...