It's easy drinking in New York.
Crapping your pants wouldn't be all right in non-marathon sports.
The saying "you snooze, you lose" is totally wrong.
My dad is retired now, and he moved to Florida. And it's really great to be able to finally go down and visit him now that he's finally able to do...
I do love the New York City Marathon, though. That's really exciting when the world's fastest anorexics come to town.
My family actually had an intervention. They were like, 'Hey, listen, we're Irish Catholic. What's this quitting sh*t? You're breaking your...