To single people, it always looks like their friends' kids are on the precipice of death.
Imagine trying to explain a drive-up window to someone from a third world country.
The second bullet in the JFK assassination does some amazing things.
Don't egg on your Republican family members.
That's a tough and dedicated job to be a class clown. You basically throw your educational future in the toilet for the amusement of your pinhead...
We're not lazy? We invented the drive-by shooting, ladies and gentlemen. We don't have the common decency to beat someone with a stick or our bare...