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John Ridley - Gay Men

There's no happy adjective for being a heterosexual.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 605

John Ridley - Serial Killers

You never see any black serial killers.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 554

John Ridley - Indian Restaurant

Maybe they airlift food into Indian restaurants?

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Posted: 05/23/93
Views: 193

John Ridley - Smoking in Restaurants

Smoking while eating is for people with no time to barbeque.

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Posted: 05/23/93
Views: 176

John Ridley - Abortion Rights

If men could get pregnant, abortions would be legal.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 121

John Ridley: Two Months' Salary

The rule of thumb is a man is supposed to spend at least two months' salary when he buys an engagement ring for a woman. Yeah, like I'm going to...

Posted: 02/24/1992

John Ridley: Sex With a Man

For me, as a heterosexual, the idea of having sex with a man is so repulsive that, quite frankly, I don't know how you women can do it. Sex with a...

Posted: 02/24/1992

John Ridley: Male Perspective on Abortion

I'm not saying whether abortion is right or wrong. I'm just saying I'm a man, I know men, and I'll tell you right now, if men could get pregnant,...

Posted: 02/24/1992

John Ridley: No Black Serial Killers

You never see any black serial killers. Sure, we've got these gangs; they kill one or two people. But you white people -- you're not happy 'til you...

Posted: 02/24/1992

John Ridley: Indian Restaurants

I never even thought about going to an Indian restaurant for dinner because, as far as I know, there is no food in India. So, why bother, really?...

Posted: 05/23/1993