I should write a poop joke about Russia. It goes like this:
'Hey Bill, why you Russian?' 'Oh, I'm in a hurry because I have a horrible case of the...
Posted: 05/31/2007
After the show, this lady came up to me, and she said, 'You are
very funny, and you are waiting to be discovered.' I don't know if that's true, but...
Posted: 05/31/2007
So they ask me, 'Would you like to answer your secret security
password question?' I think, 'Oh yeah, surely I can answer a question posed by...
Posted: 05/31/2007