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John is not a fan of bungee jumping.
There'd better be cows in that lake!
Don't cruise ships have a rock finder thingy?
They should call it a water drop.
He can say, "Feed me, I'm hungry," in 27 languages.
John Pinette gets himself banned from Chinese food buffets.
The gay stereotype is primed for a change.
Fat sex is not that much fun.
People who get liposuction aren't insulted by their doctors.
It's not the fault of ugly people that they think they look OK in small bathing suits.
Crapping your pants wouldn't be all right in non-marathon sports.
Rectal exams are no fun.
The object of the bike ramp is for a kid to ride as fast as he can and see how far he can go.
No one would want to roofie Louie Irrera.
In the future, only the skinny, beautiful people will get cloned.