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If you want to meet stupid people, lock your keys in your car.
You can get a free meal at Denny's on your birthday.
John hates kids.
Judah takes care of his body. He weightlifts weightlifters while they're lifting weights.
Billiam got stuck with a pack of losers.
If it feels like the walls are closing in on you, at least that means they'll hold up the ceiling.
Fred doesn't need to tell people how much he weighs.
Not everyone has the same sense of humor.
Tom took $10,000 worth of Spanish.
Do not go in Tig's mom's womb.
If a husband calls his wife "hon," it may be because he forgot her name.