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John advises young guys to go after older women.
Nothing benefits you by telling the truth ever.
Condoms and Tums
Standup keeps John from picking up shovels.
The "we gotta go" girl
Guy who bought a bus on eBay: you're John's new hero!
Women are not like video games.
John loves his wife but misses his roommate, Rob.
Never just hit on one girl.
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The further away John gets from the recall button, the bigger the trouble he's in.
Girls don't leave their own behind.
For guys, even the need for insulin won't interfere with a friend's hook up.
Men can't say "tsk."
Clutterblindness affects 110% of all men.
Ladies, if you want the dishes done, call your guy a dick.
John's life caddy sizes up an important decision.
John wants to outlaw girl glitter.